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What cracks me up is that somebody keeps Googling "elizabeth hasselbeck's hairstyles." It's one thing to Google it once, but why don't you fucking bookmark whatever site you're looking for? I get hits for "elizabeth hasselbeck's hairstyles", like, five times a week, and you know that it's the same person/stalker.

I also get a lot of searches for "mariska hagerty", and I know that guy has to be pissed that he can't find any information online about his favorite LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT star.

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This movie is badass. I don't have any clips though.

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Um. THE HILLS HAVE EYES. CHINO. SWEET TERROR. DUEL. I feel like I'm playing $10,000 PYRAMID

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This could be one of about a dozen movies. THE ART OF DYING? DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE (he doesn't really kidnap any though).

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I don't know who Rob is, and I don't think Lindsay ever made a zombie movie, but I'd watch it if she did.

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Don't know what's going on here.

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"It is...balloooooooon!"

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Right back at you, motherfucker. Actually, I think STUDENT BODIES is what he's looking for.

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This was not my search, I swear.

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Uhhhhhh...RED SONYA? I don't know.

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Best. Cover. Ever.

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I don't.

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I'll take your word for it.

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Good for you, sir.

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Um, I don't know this search would bring up my blog. Really.

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Damn, I love dunk tanks.

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Yes! One of the world's greatest living humans.

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Barnaby Jones! Banacek! Griff! Jim Phelps! Where the hell is Dick Clark, I'm playing PYRAMID again.

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I wouldn't say that to Kevin's face if I were you.

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I'd like to see this too.

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Genius.