It’s ragged and overlong, but adventure movies rarely come more entertaining than KELLY’S HEROES.
Clint Eastwood reunited with his WHERE EAGLES DARE director Brian G. Hutton to star in this action-packed World War II romp that’s a little bit M*A*S*H (which came out a couple of months earlier) and a little bit THE DIRTY DOZEN. Nearly two-and-a-half hours long, Hutton’s caper flick, written by Troy Kennedy Martin (THE ITALIAN JOB), offers an engaging cast of character actors, spectacular scenery shot in Yugoslavia, breezy pacing, and a terrific sense of humor.
Clint is Kelly, a former lieutenant and now private who learns about $16 million in Nazi gold stashed away in a French bank behind enemy lines. With three unchaperoned days looming while the C.O. takes his newly confiscated yacht to Paris, Kelly assembles a squad of misfits and plans the heist. Most of them are played by reliable “hey, that guy” character actors with bigger roles taken by Telly Savalas (fantastic and funny as gruff platoon leader Big Joe), Donald Sutherland (also in M*A*S*H) as anachronistic hippie Oddball, and standup comic Don Rickles as wisecracking scrounger Crapgame.
The irreverence sometimes falls flat—an awkward sequence of Sutherland’s Sherman tanks wiping out a village of German soldiers while blasting Hank Williams Jr. comes to mind—but Hutton generally creates a nice balance of humor and action. And what setpieces—real airplanes, real Jeeps, real explosions, and hundreds of real extras create a real sense of scale. The big heist is engineered by Hutton and second unit director Andrew Marton (BEN-HUR) like a Swiss watch, and the battle sequence that opens the picture would serve as the climax to most war pictures.
Carroll O’Connor hams it up while testing out some Archie Bunker mannerisms with Gavin MacLeod (THE LOVE BOAT), Stuart Margolin (THE ROCKFORD FILES), Jeff Morris (THE BLUES BROTHERS), George Savalas (KOJAK), Harry Dean Stanton (REPO MAN), Dick Davalos (EAST OF EDEN), Hal Buckley, Perry Lopez (CHINATOWN), Dick Balduzzi, Len Lesser (SEINFELD), and Tom Troupe adding support. Lalo Schifrin composed the score (which spoofs Morricone at one point to play off of Eastwood’s recent fame in Leone westerns), though he might like to forget the flowers-in-your-hair theme “Burning Bridges” he penned with Mike Curb.
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
The Bold Ones: The New Doctors, "In Dreams They Run"
THE BOLD ONES: THE NEW DOCTORS
“In Dreams They Run”
December 13, 1970
Starring E.G. Marshall, David Hartman, John Saxon
Guest-Starring Joanne Linville, Arch Johnson, Lincoln Kilpatrick, Ella Edwards, Jason Karpf, Robbie MacDonald, Del Moore, Anne Whitfield, Kathleen Freeman, Eve Brent, Cecile Ozorio, Alyscia Maxwell, Christine Nelson
Theme: Dave Grusin
Executive Producer: Cy Chermak
Producer: Joel Rogosin
Associate Producer: Jay Benson
Creators: Richard Landau, Paul Mason, and Steven Bochco
Teleplay: Don Tait and Sandy Stern
Story: Don Tait
Director: Jerry Lewis
THE BOLD ONES was something of a bold innovation in network television when it debuted on NBC in 1969. It was actually three separate drama series that rotated in the same timeslot: THE NEW DOCTORS, THE LAWYERS, and THE PROTECTORS, all broadcast under the umbrella title of THE BOLD ONES. The Universal production was successful with viewers (though THE PROTECTORS lasted just one season and was replaced by the brilliant THE SENATOR, the most critically acclaimed of all the BOLD ONES shows), and spawned imitations, such as FOUR-IN-ONE, THE MEN, and most famously THE NBC SUNDAY MYSTERY MOVIE.
THE NEW DOCTORS was the only BOLD ONES series to last all four seasons; in fact, it was the only BOLD ONES series in its fourth season. It starred E.G. Marshall (THE DEFENDERS) as Dr. David Craig, the owner and administrator of the state-of-the-art David Craig Institute of New Medicine located in Southern California. Co-starring with Marshall were lanky David Hartman, who was coming off one season on THE VIRGINIAN, as Dr. Paul Hunter and busy film and television actor John Saxon in his first and only regular series role as Dr. Ted Stuart, Craig’s chief surgeon.
“In Dreams They Run,” the fifth of eight episodes aired during THE NEW DOCTORS’ second season, is significant because it was directed by Jerry Lewis. It was only the second time Lewis had directed a television episode and the first one in which he didn’t appear (Lewis guest-starred in and directed a 1965 BEN CASEY). It comes as no surprise the plot of “In Dreams They Run” involves muscular dystrophy, a disease Lewis had been passionate about since the 1950s (the first national telethon was in 1966).
As you might expect, Lewis pours on the schmaltz in certain scenes, particularly one in which two boys with MS agree to be friends with each other after sharing the physical feats they can no longer do. The boy, Davey Sorenson (Jason Karpf, presumably a real victim of MS), is the son of blue-collar parents played by Arch Johnson and Joanne Linville, who are having trouble coming to grips with their son’s disease. A parallel plot finds Gil Dodds (Lincoln Kilpatrick), a golf pro friend of Stuart’s, afflicted with a muscular ailment that could keep him from competing in the Masters.
Written by veteran television writer Don Tait (THE VIRGINIAN) and neophyte Sandy Stern (IRONSIDE) with some sensitivity, the episode concentrates on its guest stars with Saxon, Hartman, and Marshall as supporting actors in their own show. Which is as it should be, since the drama is about how Dodds’ and Davey’s bodies are failing them, not how it affects their doctors. Lewis does a masterful job coaxing strong performances from everyone, even the young, inexperienced ones.
“In Dreams They Run”
December 13, 1970
Starring E.G. Marshall, David Hartman, John Saxon
Guest-Starring Joanne Linville, Arch Johnson, Lincoln Kilpatrick, Ella Edwards, Jason Karpf, Robbie MacDonald, Del Moore, Anne Whitfield, Kathleen Freeman, Eve Brent, Cecile Ozorio, Alyscia Maxwell, Christine Nelson
Theme: Dave Grusin
Executive Producer: Cy Chermak
Producer: Joel Rogosin
Associate Producer: Jay Benson
Creators: Richard Landau, Paul Mason, and Steven Bochco
Teleplay: Don Tait and Sandy Stern
Story: Don Tait
Director: Jerry Lewis
THE BOLD ONES was something of a bold innovation in network television when it debuted on NBC in 1969. It was actually three separate drama series that rotated in the same timeslot: THE NEW DOCTORS, THE LAWYERS, and THE PROTECTORS, all broadcast under the umbrella title of THE BOLD ONES. The Universal production was successful with viewers (though THE PROTECTORS lasted just one season and was replaced by the brilliant THE SENATOR, the most critically acclaimed of all the BOLD ONES shows), and spawned imitations, such as FOUR-IN-ONE, THE MEN, and most famously THE NBC SUNDAY MYSTERY MOVIE.
THE NEW DOCTORS was the only BOLD ONES series to last all four seasons; in fact, it was the only BOLD ONES series in its fourth season. It starred E.G. Marshall (THE DEFENDERS) as Dr. David Craig, the owner and administrator of the state-of-the-art David Craig Institute of New Medicine located in Southern California. Co-starring with Marshall were lanky David Hartman, who was coming off one season on THE VIRGINIAN, as Dr. Paul Hunter and busy film and television actor John Saxon in his first and only regular series role as Dr. Ted Stuart, Craig’s chief surgeon.
“In Dreams They Run,” the fifth of eight episodes aired during THE NEW DOCTORS’ second season, is significant because it was directed by Jerry Lewis. It was only the second time Lewis had directed a television episode and the first one in which he didn’t appear (Lewis guest-starred in and directed a 1965 BEN CASEY). It comes as no surprise the plot of “In Dreams They Run” involves muscular dystrophy, a disease Lewis had been passionate about since the 1950s (the first national telethon was in 1966).
As you might expect, Lewis pours on the schmaltz in certain scenes, particularly one in which two boys with MS agree to be friends with each other after sharing the physical feats they can no longer do. The boy, Davey Sorenson (Jason Karpf, presumably a real victim of MS), is the son of blue-collar parents played by Arch Johnson and Joanne Linville, who are having trouble coming to grips with their son’s disease. A parallel plot finds Gil Dodds (Lincoln Kilpatrick), a golf pro friend of Stuart’s, afflicted with a muscular ailment that could keep him from competing in the Masters.
Written by veteran television writer Don Tait (THE VIRGINIAN) and neophyte Sandy Stern (IRONSIDE) with some sensitivity, the episode concentrates on its guest stars with Saxon, Hartman, and Marshall as supporting actors in their own show. Which is as it should be, since the drama is about how Dodds’ and Davey’s bodies are failing them, not how it affects their doctors. Lewis does a masterful job coaxing strong performances from everyone, even the young, inexperienced ones.
Monday, January 19, 2015
Samson And The 7 Miracles Of The World
Maciste fights Mongols in 13th century China, although he’s called Samson in the cut released by American International Pictures in the United States as SAMSON AND THE 7 MIRACLES OF THE WORLD. How could a distinctly Roman character suddenly appear in China? Because producers Luigi Carpentieri and Ermanno Donati had just made MARCO POLO (starring Rory Calhoun) and figured it would be financially prudent to recycle the sets, costumes, extras, and Japanese-born leading lady Yoko Tani for another picture, and, hey, Gordon Scott was already in town finishing up what would be known in the U.S. as GOLIATH AND THE VAMPIRES. European actors play most of the main Asian characters, but in for a penny, in for a pound, sayeth the viewer.
We first see Samson jogging along and discovering a teenage boy trapped in a tiger pit. After killing the Mongols who put the boy there (he shakes the tree they’re hiding in) and a (stuffed, glassy-eyed) tiger, Samson brings the boy (Chu Lai Chit), actually Prince Tai Sung, back to a monastery that also acts as a base of operations for the rebels fighting against Great Khan Garak (Leonardo Severini) and his moll Liu Tai (Helene Chanel). Samson agrees to help the rebels by teaching them to fight. And, yes, obviously a beautiful princess (Tani) is involved.
Scott acquitted himself as an actor fairly well in his six Tarzan adventures, and he’s pretty good as Samson too. His voice is dubbed by someone else (New York’s Titra Studios dubbed many of AIP’s Italian pickups), but he looks good in his costume of red shorts and sandals, and he handles the action and stunts perfectly. Samson gets to do some cool feats, including stopping a chariot pulled by six powerful horses and causing an earthquake to escape from an underground tomb. Riccardo Freda (THE HORRIBLE DR. HICHCOCK) directs with precision with Mario Bava (BLACK SUNDAY) chipping in with photography and special effects.
Monday, January 12, 2015
Star Trek Into Darkness
J.J. Abrams’ 2009 version of STAR TREK, featuring hot young actors in the iconic roles previously essayed by William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, etc., quickly became the highest-grossing TREK movie of all time, even with box office adjusted for inflation (believe it or not, the maligned STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE is second on the list). So of course Paramount commissioned a sequel and rehired the main cast, Abrams, and writers Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman, along with Damon Lindelof, who worked with Abrams on LOST.
STAR TREK 2009, a brash shoot-’em-up that barely resembled STAR TREK (it’s no surprise Disney tabbed Abrams to direct its first STAR WARS movie), managed to be a fun space opera, due mostly to its dedicated cast and a reverence for its ancestor. STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS, on the other hand, is neither fun nor operatic, and kicks the original series right in the teeth by bringing back one of its most famous villains without understanding what it is about him that makes him such a beloved figure in TREK lore.
I’m so angry with this movie, I can barely write about it. So this will be short. STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS (whatever that means) is an abomination beginning with the absurd opening sequence (the Enterprise flies underwater?) to the embarrassing aping of STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN’s emotional climax and the remarkable news that Dr. McCoy has created a cure for death that earned him an unwanted five-year mission into outer space. The plot makes zero sense, insults both its iconic characters (why did the writers turn Uhura into a nagging girlfriend?) and the loyal audience, and presents no new ideas in, literally, a universe full of them.
In spite of the awful script and inept direction (Abrams lens-flares the shit out of this movie), the cast mostly comes off looking good. If I learned Karl Urban, who plays McCoy, was the illegitimate son of DeForest Kelley, I’d believe it. Quinto’s Spock is grossly out of character, but the actor maintains some dignity. Pine is let down by a script that rehashes James Kirk’s character arc from STAR TREK. Benedict Cumberbatch is front and center in one of the film’s worst moments — when he reveals his name is Khan — which Abrams holds for a beat as if it’s Moses delivering the Commandments, just to cut to Kirk not giving a shit because he doesn’t know who Khan is. Sure, we do, but Abrams is messing with the sanctity of the narrative just to get a rise out the audience (to whom the revelation is no big shakes anyway).
The plot basically has Kirk trying to avenge the murder of his mentor, Christopher Pike (Greenwood, again turning in good work as the character), by chasing Khan to the Klingon homeworld (why is Khan there? Who knows?) and discovering a plot by renegade right-wing Admiral Marcus (Peter Weller) to start an interplanetary war because...ah, because J.J. Abrams, that’s why. It’s the only explanation that makes any sense.
STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS has no big ideas, no hope, no originality, and no joy. It does have nice sets and colorful costumes. It has good actors who have squeezed into their characters quite snugly (though I wish Simon Pegg’s Scotty were less of a buffoon). It also signifies no future for this franchise, not so long as Abrams, Orci, Kurtzman, and Lindelof are involved.
STAR TREK 2009, a brash shoot-’em-up that barely resembled STAR TREK (it’s no surprise Disney tabbed Abrams to direct its first STAR WARS movie), managed to be a fun space opera, due mostly to its dedicated cast and a reverence for its ancestor. STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS, on the other hand, is neither fun nor operatic, and kicks the original series right in the teeth by bringing back one of its most famous villains without understanding what it is about him that makes him such a beloved figure in TREK lore.
I’m so angry with this movie, I can barely write about it. So this will be short. STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS (whatever that means) is an abomination beginning with the absurd opening sequence (the Enterprise flies underwater?) to the embarrassing aping of STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN’s emotional climax and the remarkable news that Dr. McCoy has created a cure for death that earned him an unwanted five-year mission into outer space. The plot makes zero sense, insults both its iconic characters (why did the writers turn Uhura into a nagging girlfriend?) and the loyal audience, and presents no new ideas in, literally, a universe full of them.
In spite of the awful script and inept direction (Abrams lens-flares the shit out of this movie), the cast mostly comes off looking good. If I learned Karl Urban, who plays McCoy, was the illegitimate son of DeForest Kelley, I’d believe it. Quinto’s Spock is grossly out of character, but the actor maintains some dignity. Pine is let down by a script that rehashes James Kirk’s character arc from STAR TREK. Benedict Cumberbatch is front and center in one of the film’s worst moments — when he reveals his name is Khan — which Abrams holds for a beat as if it’s Moses delivering the Commandments, just to cut to Kirk not giving a shit because he doesn’t know who Khan is. Sure, we do, but Abrams is messing with the sanctity of the narrative just to get a rise out the audience (to whom the revelation is no big shakes anyway).
The plot basically has Kirk trying to avenge the murder of his mentor, Christopher Pike (Greenwood, again turning in good work as the character), by chasing Khan to the Klingon homeworld (why is Khan there? Who knows?) and discovering a plot by renegade right-wing Admiral Marcus (Peter Weller) to start an interplanetary war because...ah, because J.J. Abrams, that’s why. It’s the only explanation that makes any sense.
STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS has no big ideas, no hope, no originality, and no joy. It does have nice sets and colorful costumes. It has good actors who have squeezed into their characters quite snugly (though I wish Simon Pegg’s Scotty were less of a buffoon). It also signifies no future for this franchise, not so long as Abrams, Orci, Kurtzman, and Lindelof are involved.
Sunday, January 11, 2015
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
Chris Pine (STAR TREK’s new Captain Kirk) follows Alec Baldwin, Harrison Ford, and Ben Affleck as the fourth actor to play Tom Clancy’s right-wing book hero Jack Ryan on the big screen. Paramount had little faith in it, burying it with a January release that opened in fourth place at the box office. Perhaps the studio thought the plot was too complicated (it may explain why they placed a “New York City” caption over an establishing shot of the Statue of Liberty) or maybe it questioned the size of Pine’s or Ryan’s fanbase.
As far as his friends, bosses, colleagues, and girlfriend Cathy (Keira Knightly) know, young Jack Ryan, a Ph.D. in Economics who was wounded while serving as a U.S. Marine in Afghanistan, works a steady but dull analyst job on Wall Street. As only his handler Thomas Harper (Kevin Costner) knows, Ryan is also working for the CIA, keeping an eye on financial transactions around the world that could indicate terrorist activity.
One red flag is Viktor Cherevin (Kenneth Branagh), a Russian broker who Ryan believes may be planning to sink the U.S. dollar in anticipation of a terrorist attack on American soil. Frankly, the whats and the whys of the story by Adam Cozad and David Koepp (SPIDER-MAN) went over my head, and I didn’t really care. I did care about some of the dumber moments, such as the response by Cathy, whom Knightly plays as needy and a little crazy, to Ryan’s admission of his CIA job.
Pine is good, convincing as an intellect, a nervous amateur thrust into an extraordinary situation, and an athletic man of action. Even better is Costner, whose natural charisma has aged into gravitas that has allowed him to settle into mentor roles. England substitutes nicely for everywhere from Moscow to Michigan, and the direction by Branagh (THOR) is as solid as his performance as the baddie, even if Russian bad guys were played out as action-movie foes long ago. On that note, JACK RYAN’s action beats and setpieces are by the book, right down to Cathy’s inevitable kidnapping — hardly a spoiler for a movie like this.
As far as his friends, bosses, colleagues, and girlfriend Cathy (Keira Knightly) know, young Jack Ryan, a Ph.D. in Economics who was wounded while serving as a U.S. Marine in Afghanistan, works a steady but dull analyst job on Wall Street. As only his handler Thomas Harper (Kevin Costner) knows, Ryan is also working for the CIA, keeping an eye on financial transactions around the world that could indicate terrorist activity.
One red flag is Viktor Cherevin (Kenneth Branagh), a Russian broker who Ryan believes may be planning to sink the U.S. dollar in anticipation of a terrorist attack on American soil. Frankly, the whats and the whys of the story by Adam Cozad and David Koepp (SPIDER-MAN) went over my head, and I didn’t really care. I did care about some of the dumber moments, such as the response by Cathy, whom Knightly plays as needy and a little crazy, to Ryan’s admission of his CIA job.
Pine is good, convincing as an intellect, a nervous amateur thrust into an extraordinary situation, and an athletic man of action. Even better is Costner, whose natural charisma has aged into gravitas that has allowed him to settle into mentor roles. England substitutes nicely for everywhere from Moscow to Michigan, and the direction by Branagh (THOR) is as solid as his performance as the baddie, even if Russian bad guys were played out as action-movie foes long ago. On that note, JACK RYAN’s action beats and setpieces are by the book, right down to Cathy’s inevitable kidnapping — hardly a spoiler for a movie like this.
Thursday, January 08, 2015
Tightrope
Clint Eastwood gives Dirty Harry a kinky twist in TIGHTROPE, an underrated psychological thriller that forced critics to reevaluate his acting skills. While Eastwood was no stranger to films with unusual sexual relationships (see PLAY MISTY FOR ME or THE BEGUILED, for instance), TIGHTROPE places his Wes Block into some of New Orleans’ seediest settings — not as an outsider investigating a case, but as an active participant in the S&M trade.
Although TIGHTROPE, written by Richard Tuggle (ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ), who also directed (or maybe “directed” — I’ll get to that) the film, probably seemed risky to Warner Brothers, as long as Clint was playing a cop, his fans didn’t care. TIGHTROPE opened at number one at the box office in August 1984 and stayed there for four weeks. Except for SUDDEN IMPACT and ANY WHICH WAY YOU CAN, it was Eastwood’s biggest hit of the 1980s.
So Block is investigating a series of strangulation murders where the victims are beautiful prostitutes. The twist is that the victims are not exactly unknown to Block, who frequently uses their services after his two young daughters are in snug and asleep in their beds. Worse for Wes is that the killer seems to be aware of his penchant for kinky sex in the French Quarter and targeting the hookers Block has been with. Occasionally, Tuggle drops hints that Block may even be the killer, but it’s a weak red herring.
Speaking of Tuggle, he’s more or less a director in name only on TIGHTROPE. Eastwood, who was also a producer of the film, grew disenchanted with the rookie director after the first day. He liked Tuggle and liked Tuggle’s script, so he worked out an agreement where Tuggle would be on the set and call “Action,” but Clint was calling the shots. TIGHTROPE is a police procedural — not an action picture like the Dirty Harrys — but the murder plot, as suspenseful as it is, is secondary to the character study of a cop trying to compartmentalize his family, his job, and his sexual peccadilloes and seeing the lines blur.
Eastwood is terrific, particularly in scenes with Genevieve Bujold (COMA), also very good as an assertive, intelligent rape counselor who Block gets involved with. Having grown comfortable with anonymous kinky sex with strangers, Block seems flummoxed at entering a relationship with a well-rounded, strong woman. Rebecca Perle (SAVAGE STREETS), Jamie Rose (LADE BLUE), Randi Brooks, Margaret Howell, and Regina Richardson play victims. The killer is Marco St. John (TREME), a New Orleans native still active in films and television thirty years after TIGHTROPE played to packed houses.
Wednesday, January 07, 2015
Savage Streets
Linda Blair, then 25 and at the height of her career in drive-in movies, is Brenda, a high school delinquent who smokes, curses, shows her principal (John Vernon, who is hilarious in a small role) disrespect, and gets into a fight with a bitchy cheerleader. She’s really a good kid, even though she’s the leader of a girl gang called the Satins, and she dotes on her deafmute younger sister Heather (Linnea Quigley, who’s actually a year older than Blair).
Also roaming the high school are the Scars, a quartet of dope-dealing thugs led by Jake (Robert Dryer, possibly a replacement for THE WARRIORS’ Michael Beck), who wears a razor blade as an earring. To retaliate for the Satins’ stealing their convertible as a prank, the Scars rape Heather and leave her lying in a coma on the locker room floor. As if the assault itself wasn’t brutal enough, director Danny Steinmann (FRIDAY THE 13TH: A NEW BEGINNING) stacks the deck higher by shooting it as graphically as he can and still pull an R rating and directing Quigley to play the character as the world’s sweetest, most innocent young girl.
Steinmann’s feature-film career is short — just four, including the horror movie THE UNSEEN and the hardcore HIGH RISE — but all his movies are interesting. One reason is his dedication in pushing the subject matter as far as he could; his FRIDAY THE 13TH features the series’ highest body count and most graphic sexual content. His movies are also consistent in the amount of backstrage drama surrounding them. Steinmann took his name off THE UNSEEN, and SAVAGE STREETS suffered starts and stops in production, including the replacement of original director Tom DeSimone (HELL NIGHT). Producer John Strong fired Steinmann during post-production of SAVAGE STREETS and handled the film’s scoring and reshoots himself.
Although their film is a sleazier, rougher, lower budgeted clone of DEATH WISH, Steinmann and co-writer Norman Yonemoto (Strong apparently did a lot of rewriting on the set) aim high, fleshing out the warm relationship between Brenda and Heather, giving one of the Scars a guilt complex, and showing Brenda sympathetically in scenes with her mother and with her English teacher. So when the violence ramps up and Brenda takes her revenge (armed with a crossbow and a fetching skintight leather outfit), our sympathies are clearly with her.
Vernon (DIRTY HARRY) nearly steals the picture as a foul-mouthed and perpetually angry principal (“You’re a tough little bitch, aren’t ya? I like that.”), but it’s Dryer’s repulsive, convincing psycho and Blair’s tough-talking girl of action who are SAVAGE STREETS’ yin and yang. The bloody, fiery climax involving them is a sure crowdpleaser and offers some of the film’s crudest and most quotable dialogue. Debra Blee (THE BEACH GIRLS) plays one of the Satins (who disappears during the film after Blee had to leave during a production delay), and Rebecca Perle, who played a sympathetic hooker opposite Clint Eastwood in TIGHTROPE, engages Blair in some entertaining catfights.
Also roaming the high school are the Scars, a quartet of dope-dealing thugs led by Jake (Robert Dryer, possibly a replacement for THE WARRIORS’ Michael Beck), who wears a razor blade as an earring. To retaliate for the Satins’ stealing their convertible as a prank, the Scars rape Heather and leave her lying in a coma on the locker room floor. As if the assault itself wasn’t brutal enough, director Danny Steinmann (FRIDAY THE 13TH: A NEW BEGINNING) stacks the deck higher by shooting it as graphically as he can and still pull an R rating and directing Quigley to play the character as the world’s sweetest, most innocent young girl.
Steinmann’s feature-film career is short — just four, including the horror movie THE UNSEEN and the hardcore HIGH RISE — but all his movies are interesting. One reason is his dedication in pushing the subject matter as far as he could; his FRIDAY THE 13TH features the series’ highest body count and most graphic sexual content. His movies are also consistent in the amount of backstrage drama surrounding them. Steinmann took his name off THE UNSEEN, and SAVAGE STREETS suffered starts and stops in production, including the replacement of original director Tom DeSimone (HELL NIGHT). Producer John Strong fired Steinmann during post-production of SAVAGE STREETS and handled the film’s scoring and reshoots himself.
Although their film is a sleazier, rougher, lower budgeted clone of DEATH WISH, Steinmann and co-writer Norman Yonemoto (Strong apparently did a lot of rewriting on the set) aim high, fleshing out the warm relationship between Brenda and Heather, giving one of the Scars a guilt complex, and showing Brenda sympathetically in scenes with her mother and with her English teacher. So when the violence ramps up and Brenda takes her revenge (armed with a crossbow and a fetching skintight leather outfit), our sympathies are clearly with her.
Vernon (DIRTY HARRY) nearly steals the picture as a foul-mouthed and perpetually angry principal (“You’re a tough little bitch, aren’t ya? I like that.”), but it’s Dryer’s repulsive, convincing psycho and Blair’s tough-talking girl of action who are SAVAGE STREETS’ yin and yang. The bloody, fiery climax involving them is a sure crowdpleaser and offers some of the film’s crudest and most quotable dialogue. Debra Blee (THE BEACH GIRLS) plays one of the Satins (who disappears during the film after Blee had to leave during a production delay), and Rebecca Perle, who played a sympathetic hooker opposite Clint Eastwood in TIGHTROPE, engages Blair in some entertaining catfights.
Tuesday, January 06, 2015
Journey To The Seventh Planet
Scandinavian space opera from REPTILICUS producer/director Sid Pink, who also rewrote Dane Ib Melchoir’s original script (and probably not for the better). Filmed entirely on a soundstage in Denmark, partially with funds from American co-producer AIP, JOURNEY TO THE SEVENTH PLANET has a few good ideas in its 76 minutes, but almost none of them are expressed with anything approaching imagination or awe. AIP rejected almost all of the Danish crew’s special effects, and replaced them with stock footage from EARTH VS. THE SPIDER (tinted blue), the Pink/Melchior production THE ANGRY RED PLANET, and a new stop-motion one-eyed monster built and animated by Wah Chang and Jim Danforth (later dialogue indicates it’s supposed to be a rat, but it doesn’t look like one).
All the trouble and budget overruns are for a film not worth the extra effort. Four horny astronauts and their commander (Carl Ottosen) journey to Uranus (wisely pronounced with a short “a” to limit the comic effect) to find life there. They land in an area inhabited by pine trees and breathable air that’s surrounded by a solid gray force field. When they reminisce about their lives back on Earth (mostly women), their thoughts materialize on Uranus. One cool effect is Ottosen describing his family farm while it appears in stages over his shoulder. Astronaut John Agar (this is one of his worst films, and that’s saying something) gets to have conversations with former Miss Denmark Greta Thyssen, playing movie star Greta Thyssen.
The astronauts’ investigation turns up an ice cave with green goo, “quicksnow,” the afore-mentioned Danforth/Chang creature, and ultimately a giant one-eyed brain that is using its massive mental abilities to create all the illusions. It wants to conquer the Earth, but why it wants to or how are questions Pink never gets around to tackling. As mentioned above, JOURNEY occasionally presents an interesting image or idea, but it’s mostly hokey, cheap pulp without the directorial skill or the budget (the sets are extremely small) to exploit them to their full potential. And, oh mercy, that song that’s sung over the end titles. Oof.
Sunday, January 04, 2015
The Outcasts, "Three Ways to Die"
THE OUTCASTS
“Three Ways to Die”
October 7, 1968
Starring Don Murray and Otis Young
Guest-starring James Gregory, Paul Langton, Dub Taylor, Christopher Stone, Bill Quinn, Stuart Nisbet, Todd Martin, Gene Tyburn, Gene Dynarski
Music by Hugo Montenegro
Created by Ben Brady and Leon Tokatyan
Executive-produced by Leon Benson
Produced by Jon Epstein
Written by Edward J. Lakso
Directed by Josef Leytes
THE OUTCASTS is virtually forgotten today despite the fact that it holds an important historical distinction in network television. It was the first western series to co-star a black leading man, three years after Bill Cosby became TV’s first black leading man in a dramatic series in I SPY. (Note: Raymond St. Jacques was a regular on RAWHIDE in the 1965-66 season, but in a small supporting role — not the lead.)
Otis Young was 36 years old with some television guest shots, a couple of insignificant movies, and several Broadway shows under his belt when he landed the role of Jemal David opposite white Don Murray (BUS STOP) in THE OUTCASTS. Young is better known for starring opposite Jack Nicholson and Randy Quaid in the excellent 1973 film THE LAST DETAIL, which didn’t give his screen career the boost it deserved.
In the pilot for THE OUTCASTS, imaginatively titled “The Outcasts,” Young’s Jemal David is a former slave turned bounty hunter who encounters Murray’s Earl Corey, an angry ex-Confederate soldier who lost his Virginia plantation to his Union-fighting brother. On foot and without a job, he (very) reluctantly teams with David to capture a fugitive who has infiltrated a Union wagon train commanded by a corrupt lieutenant (Burr DeBenning). Calling each other “boy” and “boss,” Corey and David don’t like each other much, but they do come to respect each other, and they end the episode riding off together.
“Three Ways to Die” finds David and Corey riding into Spanish Wells, where the dying wind informs them they’re in serious need of a bath. A skirmish in the barbershop with young Tom Jeremy (Christopher Stone) lands David in the jail of sheriff John Giles (James Gregory), a self-righteous man with a secret in his past that Jeremy seems to know. Jeremy is beaten to death during the night, and Giles’ story is that David did it during a card game. We know David was slugged while he slept, and with Corey’s help, the two escape across the burning desert to face the sun, snakes, not enough water, and a pursuing posse.
I don’t know what the three ways to die are — not the only confusing element of Edward J. Lakso’s teleplay — but as an action piece, the episode is strong. Gregory is fantastic as the obsessed lawman chasing his white (and black) whales, and director Josef Leytes found a properly desolate stretch of sand in which to film. Hugo Montenegro’s score is unusually jazzy for a western, but it sounds as though he was going for a Morricone feel (he, in fact, had a hit single with Morricone’s theme to THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY).
THE OUTCASTS would seem to have had a tough enough row to hoe, thanks to its controversial subject matter, but ABC did the show no favors by slotting it in a very competitive Monday timeslot. CBS owned Mondays that season, and opposite the one-two comic punch of the tame but popular MAYBERRY R.F.D. and FAMILY AFFAIR, not to mention NBC MONDAY NIGHT AT THE MOVIES, THE OUTCASTS was not a success. Citing the show’s violence, ABC cancelled THE OUTCASTS at the end of its first season after 26 episodes.
“Three Ways to Die”
October 7, 1968
Starring Don Murray and Otis Young
Guest-starring James Gregory, Paul Langton, Dub Taylor, Christopher Stone, Bill Quinn, Stuart Nisbet, Todd Martin, Gene Tyburn, Gene Dynarski
Music by Hugo Montenegro
Created by Ben Brady and Leon Tokatyan
Executive-produced by Leon Benson
Produced by Jon Epstein
Written by Edward J. Lakso
Directed by Josef Leytes
THE OUTCASTS is virtually forgotten today despite the fact that it holds an important historical distinction in network television. It was the first western series to co-star a black leading man, three years after Bill Cosby became TV’s first black leading man in a dramatic series in I SPY. (Note: Raymond St. Jacques was a regular on RAWHIDE in the 1965-66 season, but in a small supporting role — not the lead.)
Otis Young was 36 years old with some television guest shots, a couple of insignificant movies, and several Broadway shows under his belt when he landed the role of Jemal David opposite white Don Murray (BUS STOP) in THE OUTCASTS. Young is better known for starring opposite Jack Nicholson and Randy Quaid in the excellent 1973 film THE LAST DETAIL, which didn’t give his screen career the boost it deserved.
In the pilot for THE OUTCASTS, imaginatively titled “The Outcasts,” Young’s Jemal David is a former slave turned bounty hunter who encounters Murray’s Earl Corey, an angry ex-Confederate soldier who lost his Virginia plantation to his Union-fighting brother. On foot and without a job, he (very) reluctantly teams with David to capture a fugitive who has infiltrated a Union wagon train commanded by a corrupt lieutenant (Burr DeBenning). Calling each other “boy” and “boss,” Corey and David don’t like each other much, but they do come to respect each other, and they end the episode riding off together.
“Three Ways to Die” finds David and Corey riding into Spanish Wells, where the dying wind informs them they’re in serious need of a bath. A skirmish in the barbershop with young Tom Jeremy (Christopher Stone) lands David in the jail of sheriff John Giles (James Gregory), a self-righteous man with a secret in his past that Jeremy seems to know. Jeremy is beaten to death during the night, and Giles’ story is that David did it during a card game. We know David was slugged while he slept, and with Corey’s help, the two escape across the burning desert to face the sun, snakes, not enough water, and a pursuing posse.
I don’t know what the three ways to die are — not the only confusing element of Edward J. Lakso’s teleplay — but as an action piece, the episode is strong. Gregory is fantastic as the obsessed lawman chasing his white (and black) whales, and director Josef Leytes found a properly desolate stretch of sand in which to film. Hugo Montenegro’s score is unusually jazzy for a western, but it sounds as though he was going for a Morricone feel (he, in fact, had a hit single with Morricone’s theme to THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY).
THE OUTCASTS would seem to have had a tough enough row to hoe, thanks to its controversial subject matter, but ABC did the show no favors by slotting it in a very competitive Monday timeslot. CBS owned Mondays that season, and opposite the one-two comic punch of the tame but popular MAYBERRY R.F.D. and FAMILY AFFAIR, not to mention NBC MONDAY NIGHT AT THE MOVIES, THE OUTCASTS was not a success. Citing the show’s violence, ABC cancelled THE OUTCASTS at the end of its first season after 26 episodes.
Saturday, January 03, 2015
760 TV Shows
760. That’s the number of television episodes I watched in 2014. That’s way up from last year’s 672, maybe because of the 168 episodes of THE PRACTICE I watched in the fall. In 2013, I binge-watched TAXI and in 2012, it was MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE.
295 episodes I watched as AVI files, which I streamed through my Xbox 360 or (later) my Roku 3 to my HDTV.
Amazon Prime: 1 (the BOSCH pilot, and where the hell is the rest of the show, Amazon?)
Blu-ray: 1 (THE PRISONER)
DVD: 107
HDTV: 123
Hulu Plus: 130
Netflix: 49 (mostly LOUIE, STAR TREK, and THE ROCKFORD FILES)
SDTV: 44
Warner Archive: 5
YouTube: 5
First episode of 2014: PARENTHOOD, “Feelings”
Last episode of 2014: LAW & ORDER: TRIAL BY JURY, “The Abominable Showman”
From the 1950s: 48 (mostly SEA HUNT)
1960s: 60
1970s: 127
1980s: 41
1990s: 80
2000–2013: 131
2013: 273
Genres:
Action/Adventure: 74
Cartoon: 1 (JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS)
Comedy: 11
Crime Drama: 157
Documentary: 1 (30 FOR 30’s “Brian and the Boz”)
Drama: 226
Game: 1 (PASSWORD)
Horror: 1 (QUINN MARTIN’S TALES OF THE UNEXPECTED)
Science Fiction: 15
Sitcom: 266
Talk/Variety: 6
Western: 1 (THE REBEL)
Classic Television Series I Watched for the First Time:
THE ABBOTT AND COSTELLO SHOW
THE ALASKANS
THE AMERICANS (1961)
BIFF BAKER, U.S.A.
CHOPPER ONE
CODE 3
CORONADO 9
DELTA HOUSE
FRIENDS & LOVERS
HARBOR COMMAND
HARDBALL (1989)
HUNTER (1975)
MAKE ROOM FOR GRANDDADDY
MY LIVING DOLL
THE PARTNERS (1971)
QUINN MARTIN’S TALES OF THE UNEXPECTED
THE REBEL
THE SNOOP SISTERS
SNOOPS
SURFSIDE 6
TERRY AND THE PIRATES
THIS MAN DAWSON
TIGHTROPE!
TIME EXPRESS
Series I Watched Only One Episode Of:
30 FOR 30
ADAM-12
THE ALASKANS
THE AMERICANS
ARROW
BEYOND WESTWORLD
BIFF BAKER, U.S.A.
BONNIE
BOSCH
BRONK
BUNCO (unsold pilot)
CAR 54 WHERE ARE YOU?
CHOPPER ONE
CODE 3
DEADLINE (2000)
DELTA HOUSE
DOBIE GILLIS
DONNY AND MARIE
FRIENDS & LOVERS
HARDBALL (1989)
HAWAII FIVE-0 (1968)
HOGAN’S HEROES
HOT IN CLEVELAND
HUNTER (1975)
THE INVADERS
IRONSIDE (1968)
ISIS
JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS
KRAFT SUSPENSE THEATER
LAW & ORDER: TRIAL BY JURY
M SQUAD
MAKE ROOM FOR GRANDDADDY
MICHAEL SHAYNE
MY LIVING DOLL
THE NAME OF THE GAME
OWEN MARSHALL, COUNSELOR AT LAW
THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY
PASSWORD
PETER GUNN
THE PRACTICE (1976)
THE RAT PATROL
THE REBEL
SCORPION
THE SEINFELD CHRONICLES (technicality)
THE SNOOP SISTERS
SNOOPS
SURFSIDE 6
TERRY AND THE PIRATES
THIS MAN DAWSON
TIGHTROPE!
TIME EXPRESS
TOMORROW (Tom Snyder)
WELCOME TO SWEDEN
Episodes directed by actors:
Adam Arkin, JUSTIFIED, “Shot All to Hell” and “Restitution”
Adam Scott, PARKS AND RECREATION, “Farmer’s Market”
Danny DeVito, TAXI, “Jim’s Mario’s”
Danny Thomas, MAKE ROOM FOR GRANDDADDY, “A Hamburger for Frank”
David Hemmings, HARDBALL, “Every Dog Has Its Day”
Dylan McDermott, THE PRACTICE, “Infected”
Fred Savage, MARRY ME, “Bruges Me” and MODERN FAMILY, “Marco Polo” and “Strangers in the Night”
Griffin Dunne, THE GOOD WIFE, “A Material World”
Ivan Dixon, ROOM 222, “Half Way” and THE ROCKFORD FILES, “The Real Easy Red Dog”
Jason Priestly, WORKING THE ENGELS, “Jenna’s Friend”
Jerry Lewis, THE BOLD ONES: THE NEW DOCTORS, “In Dreams They Run”
Joan Darling, THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW, “Chuckles Bites the Dust”
Josh Charles, THE GOOD WIFE, “Tying the Knot”
Kelli Williams, THE PRACTICE, “In Good Conscience”
LisaGay Hamilton, THE PRACTICE, “Heroes and Villains”
Lou Antonio, THE ROCKFORD FILES, “The Aaron Ironwood School of Success”
Louis C.K., LOUIE, multiple episodes
Mariska Hargitay, LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT, “Criminal Stories”
Nick Offerman, PARKS AND RECREATION, “Flu: Season 2”
Peter Bonerz, THE TONY RANDALL SHOW, “Case: Franklin vs. Reubner and Reubner” and THE BOB NEWHART SHOW, “Breaking Up Is Hard to Do”
Peter Krause, PARENTHOOD, “A Potpourri of Freaks”
Peter Weller, LONGMIRE, “Wanted Man”
Roxann Dawson, STALKER, “Phobia”
Simon Baker, THE MENTALIST, “The Silver Briefcase”
Stuart Margolin, THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW, “The Seminar”
Most different series by one director:
Ken Whittingham, 5 (PARENTHOOD, PARKS AND RECREATION, BROOKLYN NINE-NINE, SURVIVING JACK, THE MINDY PROJECT)
Jay Sandrich, 5 (THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW, THE STOCKARD CHANNING SHOW, THE ODD COUPLE, THE TONY RANDALL SHOW, THE BOB NEWHART SHOW)
Michael Zinberg, 4 (THE BOB NEWHART SHOW, THE TONY RANDALL SHOW, THE PRACTICE, THE GOOD WIFE)
Episodes titled “Pilot”:
THE BOB NEWHART SHOW (actually “P.I.L.O.T.”)
BOSCH
CHOPPER ONE
DEADLINE
ENLISTED
THE FLASH (2014)
HUNTER (1975)
LOUIE
MARRY ME
MCCLAIN’S LAW
MULANEY
THE PRACTICE (1976)
THE PRACTICE (1997)
SCORPION
SNOOPS
STALKER
SURVIVING JACK
THE TONY RANDALL SHOW
WORKING THE ENGELS
How many TV shows did you watch this year?
295 episodes I watched as AVI files, which I streamed through my Xbox 360 or (later) my Roku 3 to my HDTV.
Amazon Prime: 1 (the BOSCH pilot, and where the hell is the rest of the show, Amazon?)
Blu-ray: 1 (THE PRISONER)
DVD: 107
HDTV: 123
Hulu Plus: 130
Netflix: 49 (mostly LOUIE, STAR TREK, and THE ROCKFORD FILES)
SDTV: 44
Warner Archive: 5
YouTube: 5
First episode of 2014: PARENTHOOD, “Feelings”
Last episode of 2014: LAW & ORDER: TRIAL BY JURY, “The Abominable Showman”
From the 1950s: 48 (mostly SEA HUNT)
1960s: 60
1970s: 127
1980s: 41
1990s: 80
2000–2013: 131
2013: 273
Genres:
Action/Adventure: 74
Cartoon: 1 (JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS)
Comedy: 11
Crime Drama: 157
Documentary: 1 (30 FOR 30’s “Brian and the Boz”)
Drama: 226
Game: 1 (PASSWORD)
Horror: 1 (QUINN MARTIN’S TALES OF THE UNEXPECTED)
Science Fiction: 15
Sitcom: 266
Talk/Variety: 6
Western: 1 (THE REBEL)
Classic Television Series I Watched for the First Time:
THE ABBOTT AND COSTELLO SHOW
THE ALASKANS
THE AMERICANS (1961)
BIFF BAKER, U.S.A.
CHOPPER ONE
CODE 3
CORONADO 9
DELTA HOUSE
FRIENDS & LOVERS
HARBOR COMMAND
HARDBALL (1989)
HUNTER (1975)
MAKE ROOM FOR GRANDDADDY
MY LIVING DOLL
THE PARTNERS (1971)
QUINN MARTIN’S TALES OF THE UNEXPECTED
THE REBEL
THE SNOOP SISTERS
SNOOPS
SURFSIDE 6
TERRY AND THE PIRATES
THIS MAN DAWSON
TIGHTROPE!
TIME EXPRESS
Series I Watched Only One Episode Of:
30 FOR 30
ADAM-12
THE ALASKANS
THE AMERICANS
ARROW
BEYOND WESTWORLD
BIFF BAKER, U.S.A.
BONNIE
BOSCH
BRONK
BUNCO (unsold pilot)
CAR 54 WHERE ARE YOU?
CHOPPER ONE
CODE 3
DEADLINE (2000)
DELTA HOUSE
DOBIE GILLIS
DONNY AND MARIE
FRIENDS & LOVERS
HARDBALL (1989)
HAWAII FIVE-0 (1968)
HOGAN’S HEROES
HOT IN CLEVELAND
HUNTER (1975)
THE INVADERS
IRONSIDE (1968)
ISIS
JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS
KRAFT SUSPENSE THEATER
LAW & ORDER: TRIAL BY JURY
M SQUAD
MAKE ROOM FOR GRANDDADDY
MICHAEL SHAYNE
MY LIVING DOLL
THE NAME OF THE GAME
OWEN MARSHALL, COUNSELOR AT LAW
THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY
PASSWORD
PETER GUNN
THE PRACTICE (1976)
THE RAT PATROL
THE REBEL
SCORPION
THE SEINFELD CHRONICLES (technicality)
THE SNOOP SISTERS
SNOOPS
SURFSIDE 6
TERRY AND THE PIRATES
THIS MAN DAWSON
TIGHTROPE!
TIME EXPRESS
TOMORROW (Tom Snyder)
WELCOME TO SWEDEN
Episodes directed by actors:
Adam Arkin, JUSTIFIED, “Shot All to Hell” and “Restitution”
Adam Scott, PARKS AND RECREATION, “Farmer’s Market”
Danny DeVito, TAXI, “Jim’s Mario’s”
Danny Thomas, MAKE ROOM FOR GRANDDADDY, “A Hamburger for Frank”
David Hemmings, HARDBALL, “Every Dog Has Its Day”
Dylan McDermott, THE PRACTICE, “Infected”
Fred Savage, MARRY ME, “Bruges Me” and MODERN FAMILY, “Marco Polo” and “Strangers in the Night”
Griffin Dunne, THE GOOD WIFE, “A Material World”
Ivan Dixon, ROOM 222, “Half Way” and THE ROCKFORD FILES, “The Real Easy Red Dog”
Jason Priestly, WORKING THE ENGELS, “Jenna’s Friend”
Jerry Lewis, THE BOLD ONES: THE NEW DOCTORS, “In Dreams They Run”
Joan Darling, THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW, “Chuckles Bites the Dust”
Josh Charles, THE GOOD WIFE, “Tying the Knot”
Kelli Williams, THE PRACTICE, “In Good Conscience”
LisaGay Hamilton, THE PRACTICE, “Heroes and Villains”
Lou Antonio, THE ROCKFORD FILES, “The Aaron Ironwood School of Success”
Louis C.K., LOUIE, multiple episodes
Mariska Hargitay, LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT, “Criminal Stories”
Nick Offerman, PARKS AND RECREATION, “Flu: Season 2”
Peter Bonerz, THE TONY RANDALL SHOW, “Case: Franklin vs. Reubner and Reubner” and THE BOB NEWHART SHOW, “Breaking Up Is Hard to Do”
Peter Krause, PARENTHOOD, “A Potpourri of Freaks”
Peter Weller, LONGMIRE, “Wanted Man”
Roxann Dawson, STALKER, “Phobia”
Simon Baker, THE MENTALIST, “The Silver Briefcase”
Stuart Margolin, THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW, “The Seminar”
Most different series by one director:
Ken Whittingham, 5 (PARENTHOOD, PARKS AND RECREATION, BROOKLYN NINE-NINE, SURVIVING JACK, THE MINDY PROJECT)
Jay Sandrich, 5 (THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW, THE STOCKARD CHANNING SHOW, THE ODD COUPLE, THE TONY RANDALL SHOW, THE BOB NEWHART SHOW)
Michael Zinberg, 4 (THE BOB NEWHART SHOW, THE TONY RANDALL SHOW, THE PRACTICE, THE GOOD WIFE)
Episodes titled “Pilot”:
THE BOB NEWHART SHOW (actually “P.I.L.O.T.”)
BOSCH
CHOPPER ONE
DEADLINE
ENLISTED
THE FLASH (2014)
HUNTER (1975)
LOUIE
MARRY ME
MCCLAIN’S LAW
MULANEY
THE PRACTICE (1976)
THE PRACTICE (1997)
SCORPION
SNOOPS
STALKER
SURVIVING JACK
THE TONY RANDALL SHOW
WORKING THE ENGELS
How many TV shows did you watch this year?
Friday, January 02, 2015
66 Books
I read 66 books this year, well below last year’s total of 134.
First book of 2014: BRONSON’S LOOSE!: THE MAKING OF THE DEATH WISH FILMS by Paul Talbot
Last book of 2014: THE OATH by John Lescroart
Of the 66, 51 of them were first-time reads.
Hardcover: 14
iPad: 4
Paperback: 40
Trade paperback: 8
Counting by genre:
Fiction: 47
Action/Adventure: 6
Comic Books: 1
Crime Drama: 7
Horror: 1
Mystery/Thriller: 28
Science Fiction: 2
Western: 2
Non-Fiction: 19
Comic Books: 7
Film: 5
Television: 6
True Crime: 1
From the 1930s: 3
1950s: 3
1960s: 10
1970s: 7
1980s: 3
1990s: 14
2000–2013: 19
2014: 7
Series:
Dismas Hardy by John Lescroart: 9
Perry Mason by Erle Stanley Gardner: 3
Doc Savage by Lester Dent: 2
Alex Delaware by Jonathan Kellerman: 2
Jack Reacher by Lee Child: 2
Jim Rockford by Stuart Kaminsky: 2
Virgil Tibbs by John Ball: 2
Other authors read more than once:
Roy Thomas: 4
John Wells: 2
Marc Cushman: 2
Michael Avallone: 2
Five recommendations:
FAVORITE SON by Steve Sohmer
DISASTER ARTIST: MY LIFE INSIDE THE ROOM, THE GREATEST BAD MOVIE EVER by Greg Sestero
THE GLASS INFERNO by Thomas N. Scortia & Frank M. Robinson
THE GOLDEN AGE OF DC COMICS: 1935-1956 by Paul Levitz
HOMICIDE: A YEAR ON THE KILLING STREETS by David Simon
How many books did you read this year?
First book of 2014: BRONSON’S LOOSE!: THE MAKING OF THE DEATH WISH FILMS by Paul Talbot
Last book of 2014: THE OATH by John Lescroart
Of the 66, 51 of them were first-time reads.
Hardcover: 14
iPad: 4
Paperback: 40
Trade paperback: 8
Counting by genre:
Fiction: 47
Action/Adventure: 6
Comic Books: 1
Crime Drama: 7
Horror: 1
Mystery/Thriller: 28
Science Fiction: 2
Western: 2
Non-Fiction: 19
Comic Books: 7
Film: 5
Television: 6
True Crime: 1
From the 1930s: 3
1950s: 3
1960s: 10
1970s: 7
1980s: 3
1990s: 14
2000–2013: 19
2014: 7
Series:
Dismas Hardy by John Lescroart: 9
Perry Mason by Erle Stanley Gardner: 3
Doc Savage by Lester Dent: 2
Alex Delaware by Jonathan Kellerman: 2
Jack Reacher by Lee Child: 2
Jim Rockford by Stuart Kaminsky: 2
Virgil Tibbs by John Ball: 2
Other authors read more than once:
Roy Thomas: 4
John Wells: 2
Marc Cushman: 2
Michael Avallone: 2
Five recommendations:
FAVORITE SON by Steve Sohmer
DISASTER ARTIST: MY LIFE INSIDE THE ROOM, THE GREATEST BAD MOVIE EVER by Greg Sestero
THE GLASS INFERNO by Thomas N. Scortia & Frank M. Robinson
THE GOLDEN AGE OF DC COMICS: 1935-1956 by Paul Levitz
HOMICIDE: A YEAR ON THE KILLING STREETS by David Simon
How many books did you read this year?
Thursday, January 01, 2015
322 Movies
322. That's the number of movies I watched in 2014. That’s well below my all-time record of 588 in 2004, and 21 below off last year’s total of 343.
Of the 322 movies I saw, I watched 157 of them for the first time. Here are my rules. As far as the count goes, only feature films count, no matter whether I saw them in a theater, DVD, VHS, Netflix, or on TV. This also includes complete features on YouTube or as AVI files.
• TV shows don't count, unless they were presented in a format resembling a feature film (for instance, the pilot episodes of MAN FROM ATLANTIS, which aired as full-length made-for-TV movies)
• Made-for-TV movies count
• Documentaries count
• I didn't count short subjects or feature-length making-of documentaries included as DVD extras
• Movie serials and TV miniseries count as one long feature
• Multiple viewings each count as a separate movie
These are my rules. Your mileage may vary.
Amazon Prime: 8
AVI: 5
Blu-ray: 45
DVD: 154
HDTV: 3
Hulu Plus: 1 (REWIND THIS!)
Netflix Instant: 25
On Demand: 2
SDTV: 2
Theater: 59 (more than double last year and the most in several years)
Vimeo: 1
Warner Instant: 15
YouTube: 2
This is probably the first year since my family first bought a VCR that I didn’t watch even a single film on VHS.
First film of 2014: ROBOCOP
Last film of 2014: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: THE WILD, UNTOLD STORY OF CANNON FILMS
From the 1920s: 1 (THE KID)
1930s: 3 (BELOW THE DEADLINE, MR. MOTO TAKES A CHANCE, CODE OF THE SECRET SERVICE)
1940s: 5
1950s: 28
1960s: 44
1970s: 63
1980s: 77
1990s: 48
2000–2013: 29
2013: 24
Genres:
Action/Adventure: 101
Comedy: 39
Crime Drama: 30
Documentary: 5
Drama: 19
Horror: 31
Musical: 2
Mystery: 10
Science Fiction: 34
Sexploitation: 2
Thriller: 39
Western: 10
Countries of origin:
Australia: 1
Canada: 5
Denmark: 1
France: 1
Great Britain: 9
Hong Kong: 3
Italy: 22
Mexico: 1
New Zealand: 1
Philippines: 4
South Korea: 1
Spain: 2
Thailand: 1
United States of America: 267
West Germany: 3
Favorite films seen in a theater:
NORTH BY NORTHWEST (terrific-looking digital print of my favorite Hitchcock)
NATIONAL LAMPOON’S ANIMAL HOUSE (35mm print not ruined by the fat superfan behind me reciting the dialogue a second before the on-screen actors)
CADDYSHACK (35mm)
CLASS OF 1984 (pink, scratchy 35mm print, perhaps an original from 1982)
HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (DCP and I met star Tracey Nelkin that night)
YOR, THE HUNTER FROM THE FUTURE (DVD screening went over gangbusters at B-Fest)
THE KID (caught a free 35mm screening at the AFI Silver)
Most in one month:
January: 46
Least in one month:
April: 7
Films I saw more than once in 2013:
RAW FORCE (new Vinegar Syndrome Blu-ray)
THE ROCKETEER
STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE (including a horrendous DVD screening at the AFI Silver)
Two versions of the same movie:
FAVORITE SON (TV miniseries)
TARGET: FAVORITE SON (cut-down VHS version)
The most films in any one 24-hour period:
11, when I attended Northwestern University's annual B-Fest January 24–25
The Best Films I Saw for the First Time in 2014:
AGENT 505: DEATH TRAP BEIRUT
ARGO
ASPEN
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER
COLD IN JULY
DJANGO UNCHAINED
DRAFT DAY
DRUNKEN TAI CHI
DUEL OF THE TITANS
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: THE WILD, UNTOLD STORY OF CANNON FILMS
FAST FIVE
FAVORITE SON
GODZILLA (2014)
GONE GIRL
INTERSTELLAR
KILL THEM ALL AND COME BACK ALONE
MACHETE KILLS
NINJA: SHADOW OF A TEAR
OSS 117: MISSION FOR A KILLER
PANIC ROOM
PHANTOM SOLDIERS
REFLECTIONS OF MURDER
SARGE: THE BADGE OR THE CROSS
SKATETOWN, U.S.A.
SNOWPIERCER
STRIKE FORCE (1981)
THE BATTERED BASTARDS OF BASEBALL
THE MASK OF SATAN
THE NOVEMBER MAN
THE SCARLET CLAW
THE SPIDER WOMAN
THE TRAIN
Some sequels:
BREAKIN’ 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
DEATH WISH 3
NINJA: SHADOW OF A TEAR
BEVERLY HILLS COP and BEVERLY HILLS COP III
LETHAL WEAPON 3
LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER and LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER: THE CRADLE OF LIFE
STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE, STAR TREK V: THE FINAL FRONTIER, and STAR TREK VI: THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2
ROCKY IV
ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK and ESCAPE FROM L.A.
MANIAC COP, MANIAC COP 2, and MANIAC COP 3
YOUNG GUNS and YOUNG GUNS II
UNDER SIEGE 2: DARK TERRITORY
INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM
KING SOLOMON’S MINES and ALLAN QUATERMAIN AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD
THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS, 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS, FAST & FURIOUS, FAST FIVE, and FURIOUS 6
BLOODFIST VI: GROUND ZERO
ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES
THE GUNS OF NAVARONE and FORCE 10 FROM NAVARONE
HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH
HOT SHOTS! and HOT SHOTS! PART DEUX
ERNEST SAVES CHRISTMAS
MACHETE KILLS
HARD TICKET TO HAWAII
RIP James Garner
THE ROCKFORD FILES: I STILL LOVE L.A.
THE ROCKFORD FILES: A BLESSING IN DISGUISE
THE ROCKFORD FILES: IF THE FRAME FITS…
THE ROCKFORD FILES: GODFATHER KNOWS BEST
MAVERICK
TANK
5 Stars:
48 HRS.
AIRPLANE!
ARGO
AVENGING FORCE
BLOW OUT
CADDYSHACK
CLASS OF 1984
DEATH WISH 3
DJANGO UNCHAINED
ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK
FAVORITE SON
FIRST BLOOD
THE GUNS OF NAVARONE
HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH
NATIONAL LAMPOON’S ANIMAL HOUSE
NORTH BY NORTHWEST
PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE
RAW FORCE
ROBOCOP
THE ROCKETEER
STUNT ROCK
SWITCHBLADE SISTERS
TARZAN’S GREATEST ADVENTURE
YOR, THE HUNTER FROM THE FUTURE
ZODIAC
1 Star:
2 FAST 2 FURIOUS
AIRBORNE
ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES
ASTEROID VS. EARTH
ERNEST SAVES CHRISTMAS
ESCAPE FROM L.A.
FROZEN ALIVE
THE GAS HOUSE KIDS “IN HOLLYWOOD”
JOURNEY TO THE SEVENTH PLANET
MISS NYMPHET’S ZAP-IN
MISSION MARS
THE MUMMY AND THE CURSE OF THE JACKALS
THE NEANDERTHAL MAN
NIGHT OF THE COBRA WOMAN
THE NIGHT THE BRIDGE FELL DOWN
STORM
THE STUFF’LL KILL YA!
TRIAL BY TERROR
VULCAN, SON OF JUPITER
WHEN HELL BROKE LOOSE
WITCHERY
YOUNG DRACULA
Recent Direct-to-Video or Barely Released Films You Haven’t Heard Of, But You Should See:
CHEF
SNOWPIERCER
THE BATTERED BASTARDS OF BASEBALL
ENEMIES CLOSER
COLD IN JULY
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: THE WILD, UNTOLD STORY OF CANNON FILMS
NINJA: SHADOW OF A TEAR
Most Films by Director:
Mario Bava: 6
Antonio Margheriti: 4
David Fincher: 4
Andy Sidaris: 3
Jim Abrahams: 3
John Landis: 3
Justin Lin: 3
Richard Donner: 3
William Lustig: 3
Most Films by Star:
Wild Bill Elliott: 7
Sylvester Stallone: 7
James Garner: 6
William Shatner: 6
Paul Walker: 5
Vin Diesel: 4
Charlie Sheen: 4
John Saxon: 4
Robert Forster: 4
Leonard Nimoy: 4
Chuck Connors: 3
Cameron Mitchell: 3
Frederick Stafford: 3
George Kennedy: 3
Gordon Scott: 3
Kurt Russell: 3
Mel Gibson: 3
Rock Hudson: 3
Bowery Boys movies:
BLONDE DYNAMITE
Tarzan movies:
TARZAN’S GREATEST ADVENTURE
TARZAN THE MAGNIFICENT
TARZAN GOES TO INDIA
Sherlock Holmes movies:
THE SPIDER WOMAN
THE SCARLET CLAW
They Exist, and I Watched Them:
-30-
AMERICAN PIE PRESENTS BAND CAMP
ASTEROID VS. EARTH
THE BATTERED BASTARDS OF BASEBALL
THE BEASTS ARE ON THE STREETS
CHEERLEADER CAMP
DEATH IS NIMBLE, DEATH IS QUICK
THE GAS HOUSE KIDS “IN HOLLYWOOD”
HARPER VALLEY P.T.A.
KILL THEM ALL AND COME BACK ALONE
MISS NYMPHET’S ZAP-IN
MS. .45
THE MUMMY AND THE CURSE OF THE JACKALS
SAMSON AND THE 7 MIRACLES OF THE WORLD
SEX TAPE
THE SNORKEL
UNDERCOVER WITH THE KKK
WEREWOLF WOMAN
My Top Five of 2014:
GONE GIRL
COLD IN JULY
INTERSTELLAR
SNOWPIERCER
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER
My Bottom Five of 2014:
ASTEROID VS. EARTH
HORNS
NEIGHBORS
SEX TAPE
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2
2014 Releases in Order of Preference:
GONE GIRL
COLD IN JULY
INTERSTELLAR
SNOWPIERCER
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: THE WILD, UNTOLD STORY OF CANNON FILMS
THE BATTERED BASTARDS OF BASEBALL
THE NOVEMBER MAN
GODZILLA
DRAFT DAY
ENEMIES CLOSER
A WALK AMONG THE TOMBSTONES
BIRDMAN OR (THE UNEXPECTED VIRTUE OF IGNORANCE)
CHEF
THE JUDGE
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
ANTARCTICA: A YEAR ON ICE
THE LEGO MOVIE
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2
SEX TAPE
NEIGHBORS
HORNS
ASTEROID VS. EARTH
How many movies did you watch this year?
Of the 322 movies I saw, I watched 157 of them for the first time. Here are my rules. As far as the count goes, only feature films count, no matter whether I saw them in a theater, DVD, VHS, Netflix, or on TV. This also includes complete features on YouTube or as AVI files.
• TV shows don't count, unless they were presented in a format resembling a feature film (for instance, the pilot episodes of MAN FROM ATLANTIS, which aired as full-length made-for-TV movies)
• Made-for-TV movies count
• Documentaries count
• I didn't count short subjects or feature-length making-of documentaries included as DVD extras
• Movie serials and TV miniseries count as one long feature
• Multiple viewings each count as a separate movie
These are my rules. Your mileage may vary.
Amazon Prime: 8
AVI: 5
Blu-ray: 45
DVD: 154
HDTV: 3
Hulu Plus: 1 (REWIND THIS!)
Netflix Instant: 25
On Demand: 2
SDTV: 2
Theater: 59 (more than double last year and the most in several years)
Vimeo: 1
Warner Instant: 15
YouTube: 2
This is probably the first year since my family first bought a VCR that I didn’t watch even a single film on VHS.
First film of 2014: ROBOCOP
Last film of 2014: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: THE WILD, UNTOLD STORY OF CANNON FILMS
From the 1920s: 1 (THE KID)
1930s: 3 (BELOW THE DEADLINE, MR. MOTO TAKES A CHANCE, CODE OF THE SECRET SERVICE)
1940s: 5
1950s: 28
1960s: 44
1970s: 63
1980s: 77
1990s: 48
2000–2013: 29
2013: 24
Genres:
Action/Adventure: 101
Comedy: 39
Crime Drama: 30
Documentary: 5
Drama: 19
Horror: 31
Musical: 2
Mystery: 10
Science Fiction: 34
Sexploitation: 2
Thriller: 39
Western: 10
Countries of origin:
Australia: 1
Canada: 5
Denmark: 1
France: 1
Great Britain: 9
Hong Kong: 3
Italy: 22
Mexico: 1
New Zealand: 1
Philippines: 4
South Korea: 1
Spain: 2
Thailand: 1
United States of America: 267
West Germany: 3
Favorite films seen in a theater:
NORTH BY NORTHWEST (terrific-looking digital print of my favorite Hitchcock)
NATIONAL LAMPOON’S ANIMAL HOUSE (35mm print not ruined by the fat superfan behind me reciting the dialogue a second before the on-screen actors)
CADDYSHACK (35mm)
CLASS OF 1984 (pink, scratchy 35mm print, perhaps an original from 1982)
HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (DCP and I met star Tracey Nelkin that night)
YOR, THE HUNTER FROM THE FUTURE (DVD screening went over gangbusters at B-Fest)
THE KID (caught a free 35mm screening at the AFI Silver)
Most in one month:
January: 46
Least in one month:
April: 7
Films I saw more than once in 2013:
RAW FORCE (new Vinegar Syndrome Blu-ray)
THE ROCKETEER
STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE (including a horrendous DVD screening at the AFI Silver)
Two versions of the same movie:
FAVORITE SON (TV miniseries)
TARGET: FAVORITE SON (cut-down VHS version)
The most films in any one 24-hour period:
11, when I attended Northwestern University's annual B-Fest January 24–25
The Best Films I Saw for the First Time in 2014:
AGENT 505: DEATH TRAP BEIRUT
ARGO
ASPEN
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER
COLD IN JULY
DJANGO UNCHAINED
DRAFT DAY
DRUNKEN TAI CHI
DUEL OF THE TITANS
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: THE WILD, UNTOLD STORY OF CANNON FILMS
FAST FIVE
FAVORITE SON
GODZILLA (2014)
GONE GIRL
INTERSTELLAR
KILL THEM ALL AND COME BACK ALONE
MACHETE KILLS
NINJA: SHADOW OF A TEAR
OSS 117: MISSION FOR A KILLER
PANIC ROOM
PHANTOM SOLDIERS
REFLECTIONS OF MURDER
SARGE: THE BADGE OR THE CROSS
SKATETOWN, U.S.A.
SNOWPIERCER
STRIKE FORCE (1981)
THE BATTERED BASTARDS OF BASEBALL
THE MASK OF SATAN
THE NOVEMBER MAN
THE SCARLET CLAW
THE SPIDER WOMAN
THE TRAIN
Some sequels:
BREAKIN’ 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
DEATH WISH 3
NINJA: SHADOW OF A TEAR
BEVERLY HILLS COP and BEVERLY HILLS COP III
LETHAL WEAPON 3
LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER and LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER: THE CRADLE OF LIFE
STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE, STAR TREK V: THE FINAL FRONTIER, and STAR TREK VI: THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2
ROCKY IV
ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK and ESCAPE FROM L.A.
MANIAC COP, MANIAC COP 2, and MANIAC COP 3
YOUNG GUNS and YOUNG GUNS II
UNDER SIEGE 2: DARK TERRITORY
INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM
KING SOLOMON’S MINES and ALLAN QUATERMAIN AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD
THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS, 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS, FAST & FURIOUS, FAST FIVE, and FURIOUS 6
BLOODFIST VI: GROUND ZERO
ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES
THE GUNS OF NAVARONE and FORCE 10 FROM NAVARONE
HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH
HOT SHOTS! and HOT SHOTS! PART DEUX
ERNEST SAVES CHRISTMAS
MACHETE KILLS
HARD TICKET TO HAWAII
RIP James Garner
THE ROCKFORD FILES: I STILL LOVE L.A.
THE ROCKFORD FILES: A BLESSING IN DISGUISE
THE ROCKFORD FILES: IF THE FRAME FITS…
THE ROCKFORD FILES: GODFATHER KNOWS BEST
MAVERICK
TANK
5 Stars:
48 HRS.
AIRPLANE!
ARGO
AVENGING FORCE
BLOW OUT
CADDYSHACK
CLASS OF 1984
DEATH WISH 3
DJANGO UNCHAINED
ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK
FAVORITE SON
FIRST BLOOD
THE GUNS OF NAVARONE
HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH
NATIONAL LAMPOON’S ANIMAL HOUSE
NORTH BY NORTHWEST
PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE
RAW FORCE
ROBOCOP
THE ROCKETEER
STUNT ROCK
SWITCHBLADE SISTERS
TARZAN’S GREATEST ADVENTURE
YOR, THE HUNTER FROM THE FUTURE
ZODIAC
1 Star:
2 FAST 2 FURIOUS
AIRBORNE
ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES
ASTEROID VS. EARTH
ERNEST SAVES CHRISTMAS
ESCAPE FROM L.A.
FROZEN ALIVE
THE GAS HOUSE KIDS “IN HOLLYWOOD”
JOURNEY TO THE SEVENTH PLANET
MISS NYMPHET’S ZAP-IN
MISSION MARS
THE MUMMY AND THE CURSE OF THE JACKALS
THE NEANDERTHAL MAN
NIGHT OF THE COBRA WOMAN
THE NIGHT THE BRIDGE FELL DOWN
STORM
THE STUFF’LL KILL YA!
TRIAL BY TERROR
VULCAN, SON OF JUPITER
WHEN HELL BROKE LOOSE
WITCHERY
YOUNG DRACULA
Recent Direct-to-Video or Barely Released Films You Haven’t Heard Of, But You Should See:
CHEF
SNOWPIERCER
THE BATTERED BASTARDS OF BASEBALL
ENEMIES CLOSER
COLD IN JULY
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: THE WILD, UNTOLD STORY OF CANNON FILMS
NINJA: SHADOW OF A TEAR
Most Films by Director:
Mario Bava: 6
Antonio Margheriti: 4
David Fincher: 4
Andy Sidaris: 3
Jim Abrahams: 3
John Landis: 3
Justin Lin: 3
Richard Donner: 3
William Lustig: 3
Most Films by Star:
Wild Bill Elliott: 7
Sylvester Stallone: 7
James Garner: 6
William Shatner: 6
Paul Walker: 5
Vin Diesel: 4
Charlie Sheen: 4
John Saxon: 4
Robert Forster: 4
Leonard Nimoy: 4
Chuck Connors: 3
Cameron Mitchell: 3
Frederick Stafford: 3
George Kennedy: 3
Gordon Scott: 3
Kurt Russell: 3
Mel Gibson: 3
Rock Hudson: 3
Bowery Boys movies:
BLONDE DYNAMITE
Tarzan movies:
TARZAN’S GREATEST ADVENTURE
TARZAN THE MAGNIFICENT
TARZAN GOES TO INDIA
Sherlock Holmes movies:
THE SPIDER WOMAN
THE SCARLET CLAW
They Exist, and I Watched Them:
-30-
AMERICAN PIE PRESENTS BAND CAMP
ASTEROID VS. EARTH
THE BATTERED BASTARDS OF BASEBALL
THE BEASTS ARE ON THE STREETS
CHEERLEADER CAMP
DEATH IS NIMBLE, DEATH IS QUICK
THE GAS HOUSE KIDS “IN HOLLYWOOD”
HARPER VALLEY P.T.A.
KILL THEM ALL AND COME BACK ALONE
MISS NYMPHET’S ZAP-IN
MS. .45
THE MUMMY AND THE CURSE OF THE JACKALS
SAMSON AND THE 7 MIRACLES OF THE WORLD
SEX TAPE
THE SNORKEL
UNDERCOVER WITH THE KKK
WEREWOLF WOMAN
My Top Five of 2014:
GONE GIRL
COLD IN JULY
INTERSTELLAR
SNOWPIERCER
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER
My Bottom Five of 2014:
ASTEROID VS. EARTH
HORNS
NEIGHBORS
SEX TAPE
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2
2014 Releases in Order of Preference:
GONE GIRL
COLD IN JULY
INTERSTELLAR
SNOWPIERCER
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: THE WILD, UNTOLD STORY OF CANNON FILMS
THE BATTERED BASTARDS OF BASEBALL
THE NOVEMBER MAN
GODZILLA
DRAFT DAY
ENEMIES CLOSER
A WALK AMONG THE TOMBSTONES
BIRDMAN OR (THE UNEXPECTED VIRTUE OF IGNORANCE)
CHEF
THE JUDGE
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
ANTARCTICA: A YEAR ON ICE
THE LEGO MOVIE
THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2
SEX TAPE
NEIGHBORS
HORNS
ASTEROID VS. EARTH
How many movies did you watch this year?
Tuesday, December 30, 2014
Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story Of Cannon Films
You loved director Mark Hartley’s NOT QUITE HOLLYWOOD: THE WILD, UNTOLD STORY OF OZPLOITATION! about the wooly world of Australian cult cinema. You got a big kick out of his MACHETE MAIDENS UNLEASHED!, which zipped through the history of exploitation movies filmed in the Philippines. And you’re going to enjoy, at the very least, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO, which details the Cannon pictures of the 1980s produced by “Go Go Boys” Menahem Golan and Yorum Globus.
And it is Golan and Globus, whether in archival footage or as the subject of conversation, who dominate the movie. Cousins who grew up in Tel Aviv worshipping American movies and American movie stars, Golan and Globus bought the fledgling exploitation factory Cannon Group in 1979 and quickly transformed it into one of the biggest independent studios of the 1980s, mostly using ballyhoo, chutzpah, enthusiasm, and millions of dollars they didn’t have. And, of course, schlock.
For what it’s worth, Cannon was ahead of the curve when it came to capitalizing on current trends or even creating them. The reason you couldn’t step into any video rental store during the ‘80s without being surrounded by boxes featuring hooded ninjas was Cannon: ENTER THE NINJA, REVENGE OF THE NINJA, NINJA III: THE DOMINATION. Cannon made the first breakdancing movies. Cannon made superhero movies when nobody else was. Cannon made Chuck Norris into a major movie star.
Hartley tells these stories through the eyes of practically everyone who ever stepped before or behind a Cannon camera, the most recognizable names being Michael Dudikoff (AMERICAN NINJA), Robert Forster (THE DELTA FORCE), Bo Derek (BOLERO), Dolph Lundgren (MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE), Lucinda Dickey (BREAKIN’ 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO), Catherine Mary Stewart (THE APPLE), Richard Chamberlain (KING SOLOMON’S MINES), Molly Ringwald (KING LEAR), Franco Nero (ENTER THE NINJA), and Elliott Gould (OVER THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE).
Those actors and others, plus an assortment of writers, directors, producers, editors, and even the guys reading the scripts, appear downright gleeful to discuss their adventures in Cannonland, usually while acting out an impression of the mercurial Golan. The Go Go Boys declined to talk to Hartley’s cameras. Aside from them, the most notable absence is Norris, one of Cannon’s three big contract stars (Dudikoff and the late Charles Bronson being the others).
Some of the participants are quite candid, and ELECTRIC BOOGALOO is at its best when it’s dishing dirt on stars like MATA HARI’s Sylvia Kristel (hooked on alcohol and coke), SAHARA’s Brooke Shields (Golan somehow thought the wooden actress would win an Oscar), and Sharon Stone (hated by all, including her co-star Chamberlain). Most of the tales are told about Golan, the creative half of the Golan-Globus duo, the one with the largest ego and the worst taste.
Hartley also covers Cannon’s rare non-junk productions, such as BARFLY and RUNAWAY TRAIN, but doesn’t get as much as I would like into the company’s odd mixture of prestigious art film (by directors like Godard, Cassavetes, and Barbet Schroeder) and bad-taste comedies and action pictures. If ELECTRIC BOOGALOO is at all disappointing, it’s that Cannon’s output — as junky as it was — rarely plumbed the outrageous depths of the Australian and Filipino productions covered in Hartley’s earlier documentaries.
And it is Golan and Globus, whether in archival footage or as the subject of conversation, who dominate the movie. Cousins who grew up in Tel Aviv worshipping American movies and American movie stars, Golan and Globus bought the fledgling exploitation factory Cannon Group in 1979 and quickly transformed it into one of the biggest independent studios of the 1980s, mostly using ballyhoo, chutzpah, enthusiasm, and millions of dollars they didn’t have. And, of course, schlock.
For what it’s worth, Cannon was ahead of the curve when it came to capitalizing on current trends or even creating them. The reason you couldn’t step into any video rental store during the ‘80s without being surrounded by boxes featuring hooded ninjas was Cannon: ENTER THE NINJA, REVENGE OF THE NINJA, NINJA III: THE DOMINATION. Cannon made the first breakdancing movies. Cannon made superhero movies when nobody else was. Cannon made Chuck Norris into a major movie star.
Hartley tells these stories through the eyes of practically everyone who ever stepped before or behind a Cannon camera, the most recognizable names being Michael Dudikoff (AMERICAN NINJA), Robert Forster (THE DELTA FORCE), Bo Derek (BOLERO), Dolph Lundgren (MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE), Lucinda Dickey (BREAKIN’ 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO), Catherine Mary Stewart (THE APPLE), Richard Chamberlain (KING SOLOMON’S MINES), Molly Ringwald (KING LEAR), Franco Nero (ENTER THE NINJA), and Elliott Gould (OVER THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE).
Those actors and others, plus an assortment of writers, directors, producers, editors, and even the guys reading the scripts, appear downright gleeful to discuss their adventures in Cannonland, usually while acting out an impression of the mercurial Golan. The Go Go Boys declined to talk to Hartley’s cameras. Aside from them, the most notable absence is Norris, one of Cannon’s three big contract stars (Dudikoff and the late Charles Bronson being the others).
Some of the participants are quite candid, and ELECTRIC BOOGALOO is at its best when it’s dishing dirt on stars like MATA HARI’s Sylvia Kristel (hooked on alcohol and coke), SAHARA’s Brooke Shields (Golan somehow thought the wooden actress would win an Oscar), and Sharon Stone (hated by all, including her co-star Chamberlain). Most of the tales are told about Golan, the creative half of the Golan-Globus duo, the one with the largest ego and the worst taste.
Hartley also covers Cannon’s rare non-junk productions, such as BARFLY and RUNAWAY TRAIN, but doesn’t get as much as I would like into the company’s odd mixture of prestigious art film (by directors like Godard, Cassavetes, and Barbet Schroeder) and bad-taste comedies and action pictures. If ELECTRIC BOOGALOO is at all disappointing, it’s that Cannon’s output — as junky as it was — rarely plumbed the outrageous depths of the Australian and Filipino productions covered in Hartley’s earlier documentaries.
Monday, December 29, 2014
Frozen Alive
Poor Dr. Frank Overton (Mark Stevens) has the worst timing. Just as he decides to be the human guinea pig for his new cryogenic formula, placing himself in a frozen coma of sorts, his drunken, cheating wife Joan (Delphi Lawrence) accidentally shoots herself to death. And everyone believes Frank killed her!
Let’s back up a bit. Stevens, a B-movie and television leading man who frequently directed his acting projects, spent much of the 1960s acting in Europe. Regrettably, he found himself toplining this boring science fiction movie in West Germany. Directed by British television helmer Bernard Knowles, FROZEN ALIVE was filmed with sync sound, surprisingly, but also in black-and-white, which meant there was little market for it by the time it hit North America in 1966.
It would be surprising if anybody anywhere was interested in FROZEN ALIVE. It takes forever for the plot to get going—Joan doesn’t shoot herself until the 63-minute movie is more than halfway over—because Evelyn Frazer’s screenplay is frontloaded with scientific gobbledygook and low-rate romantic melodrama.
Joan is jealous because she believes Overton is dallying with his attractive lab partner played by Marianne Koch (he isn’t). There’s absolutely no suspense or urgency to any of this. We know Frank didn’t shoot his wife, and he doesn’t even know she has been shot. The only bright spot in this boring movie is Lawrence, whose drunken ramblings provide FROZEN ALIVE with the only energy it has.
Let’s back up a bit. Stevens, a B-movie and television leading man who frequently directed his acting projects, spent much of the 1960s acting in Europe. Regrettably, he found himself toplining this boring science fiction movie in West Germany. Directed by British television helmer Bernard Knowles, FROZEN ALIVE was filmed with sync sound, surprisingly, but also in black-and-white, which meant there was little market for it by the time it hit North America in 1966.
It would be surprising if anybody anywhere was interested in FROZEN ALIVE. It takes forever for the plot to get going—Joan doesn’t shoot herself until the 63-minute movie is more than halfway over—because Evelyn Frazer’s screenplay is frontloaded with scientific gobbledygook and low-rate romantic melodrama.
Joan is jealous because she believes Overton is dallying with his attractive lab partner played by Marianne Koch (he isn’t). There’s absolutely no suspense or urgency to any of this. We know Frank didn’t shoot his wife, and he doesn’t even know she has been shot. The only bright spot in this boring movie is Lawrence, whose drunken ramblings provide FROZEN ALIVE with the only energy it has.
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
Cold Sweat
Somehow, COLD SWEAT, a direct-to-video erotic thriller from Canada, was not produced or released by Roger Corman’s Concorde/New Horizons, despite its name cast of B-movie stars, its female director (Corman was unusually progressive in this regard), and one of the all-time great exploitative one-sheets.
Beth (Shannon Tweed, who gives her fans plenty of what they're waiting for) is married to Larry (SCTV’s Dave Thomas, hamming like he’s still doing THE DAYS OF THE WEEK), but having sex with Larry’s business partner Sean (Henry Czerny) and his rollerblading drug dealer Mitch (Adam Baldwin, later on FIREFLY and CHUCK). Mark (Ben Cross, a long way from CHARIOTS OF FIRE) is a conflicted hitman who is being haunted by the ghost of his last victim, an accidental witness (Lenore Zann) to the killing of his real target. At least she’s usually naked when she shows up.
Beth’s and Mark’s lives intersect when Larry, using Mitch as a liaison, hires Mark to kill Sean. However, the hit goes bad, there’s a struggle, Sean kills Mark at Beth and Larry’s house…or does he?
COLD SWEAT, written by Richard Beattie (MAXIMUM CONVICTION) and directed by Gail Harvey (MURDOCH MYSTERIES), is fairly stupid. Or at least it makes its characters act fairly stupidly. Why does Sean have a habit of shooting his targets in clear view of others? Why don’t Beth and Sean call the police instead of trying to conceal Mark’s body? Why…oh, why even ask? Harvey and Beattie didn’t ask them when they made the film.
There’s a lot of deception and doublecrosses, so much that the movie eventually escalates into parodic happy endings for Cross and Tweed. Besides the miscast Thomas, the acting is generally good though, and Czerny (REVENGE) is very good—he landed his big break in CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER that year.
Beth (Shannon Tweed, who gives her fans plenty of what they're waiting for) is married to Larry (SCTV’s Dave Thomas, hamming like he’s still doing THE DAYS OF THE WEEK), but having sex with Larry’s business partner Sean (Henry Czerny) and his rollerblading drug dealer Mitch (Adam Baldwin, later on FIREFLY and CHUCK). Mark (Ben Cross, a long way from CHARIOTS OF FIRE) is a conflicted hitman who is being haunted by the ghost of his last victim, an accidental witness (Lenore Zann) to the killing of his real target. At least she’s usually naked when she shows up.
Beth’s and Mark’s lives intersect when Larry, using Mitch as a liaison, hires Mark to kill Sean. However, the hit goes bad, there’s a struggle, Sean kills Mark at Beth and Larry’s house…or does he?
COLD SWEAT, written by Richard Beattie (MAXIMUM CONVICTION) and directed by Gail Harvey (MURDOCH MYSTERIES), is fairly stupid. Or at least it makes its characters act fairly stupidly. Why does Sean have a habit of shooting his targets in clear view of others? Why don’t Beth and Sean call the police instead of trying to conceal Mark’s body? Why…oh, why even ask? Harvey and Beattie didn’t ask them when they made the film.
There’s a lot of deception and doublecrosses, so much that the movie eventually escalates into parodic happy endings for Cross and Tweed. Besides the miscast Thomas, the acting is generally good though, and Czerny (REVENGE) is very good—he landed his big break in CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER that year.
Tuesday, December 09, 2014
Avenging Force
AVENGING FORCE is not just a terrific action movie, but it may also be the best exploitation movie Cannon ever produced. It was originally intended as a sequel to INVASION U.S.A., which starred Chuck Norris as a double-Uzied superman chasing terrorists around Atlanta. However, Norris didn’t like the script, and AVENGING FORCE was hastily retooled as a vehicle for Cannon’s new star, Michael Dudikoff, whose AMERICAN NINJA had grossed over $10 million the year before without ever getting into more than 672 theaters.
Directed by Sam Firstenberg, whose flair for staging exciting, violent action sequences has gone unheralded, even while similar low-budget filmmakers like William Witney and Isaac Florentine have found admirers in cult circles, AVENGING FORCE is a taut thriller that takes advantage of authentic New Orleans locations and a good script by actor James Booth (ZULU) that draws distinctive characters and carries a complex message, if not quite subtly. Better yet, it reunites Dudikoff with AMERICAN NINJA co-star Steve James, a charismatic actor and martial artist who elevated everything he appeared in, even as filmmakers refused to graduate him from sidekick roles before his untimely death from cancer at age 41.
But what really makes AVENGING FORCE stand out are its villains, which rank among the most vicious antagonists of any action film of the era. Not even children are immune to their evil, as these bad guys mercilessly gun down the offspring of one hero and sell the 12-year-old sister of the other into prostitution. Elliott Glastenbury (IT’S ALIVE’s John P. Ryan, convincingly crazy), the leader of the white supremacist group called the Pentangle, openly worships Hitler and declares open season on Larry Richards (James), a black man running for a United States Senate seat.
Dudikoff, who went on to make AMERICAN NINJA 2: THE CONFRONTATION with James, stars as Matt Hunter, the name of Norris’ character in INVASION U.S.A. Hunter is a former government operative who is now retired and rearing his little sister Sarah (Allison Gereighty) on a ranch after their parents were killed by a car bomb meant for him. While visiting New Orleans to see his old partner, Richards, Hunter runs afoul of the Pentangle, a secret and influential organization of survivalists who attack Richards and his family aboard their Mardi Gras float.
The Pentangle’s thing, aside from pledging to make America a lot whiter, is hunting men for sport, which we first see in the arresting main title sequence (directed by a second unit, rather than Firstenberg) of Glastenbury and his colleagues, dressed in outlandish costumes, stalking their prey through nasty, muddy, treacherous swampland.
Firstenberg eventually comes full circle with Dudikoff dodging baddies in the bayou with several terrific action scenes sandwiched in between, including a Mardi Gras shootout and rooftop chase, another chase through a shipyard, and a spectacular setpiece in a burning house that features some really dangerous-looking stuntwork coordinated by B.J. Davis.
James, always looking for an excuse to shed his shirt, is a nice balance for Dudikoff’s remote performance, though both are positively subdued compared to Ryan’s ripe ham-slicing and Booth’s ambiguous turn as Dudikoff’s former boss in the CIA (and weird mix of British and Cajun accents). One of Cannon’s more expensive exploitation movies (which is not to say the film is by any means expensive), AVENGING FORCE did not earn the same level of box office as AMERICAN NINJA did (not to mention INVASION U.S.A.), so the sequel hinted at in the end never happened. It did open with a healthy per-screen gross, but with only 500 screens to play on, AVENGING FORCE’s theatrical play was undeservedly fleeting.
Directed by Sam Firstenberg, whose flair for staging exciting, violent action sequences has gone unheralded, even while similar low-budget filmmakers like William Witney and Isaac Florentine have found admirers in cult circles, AVENGING FORCE is a taut thriller that takes advantage of authentic New Orleans locations and a good script by actor James Booth (ZULU) that draws distinctive characters and carries a complex message, if not quite subtly. Better yet, it reunites Dudikoff with AMERICAN NINJA co-star Steve James, a charismatic actor and martial artist who elevated everything he appeared in, even as filmmakers refused to graduate him from sidekick roles before his untimely death from cancer at age 41.
But what really makes AVENGING FORCE stand out are its villains, which rank among the most vicious antagonists of any action film of the era. Not even children are immune to their evil, as these bad guys mercilessly gun down the offspring of one hero and sell the 12-year-old sister of the other into prostitution. Elliott Glastenbury (IT’S ALIVE’s John P. Ryan, convincingly crazy), the leader of the white supremacist group called the Pentangle, openly worships Hitler and declares open season on Larry Richards (James), a black man running for a United States Senate seat.
Dudikoff, who went on to make AMERICAN NINJA 2: THE CONFRONTATION with James, stars as Matt Hunter, the name of Norris’ character in INVASION U.S.A. Hunter is a former government operative who is now retired and rearing his little sister Sarah (Allison Gereighty) on a ranch after their parents were killed by a car bomb meant for him. While visiting New Orleans to see his old partner, Richards, Hunter runs afoul of the Pentangle, a secret and influential organization of survivalists who attack Richards and his family aboard their Mardi Gras float.
The Pentangle’s thing, aside from pledging to make America a lot whiter, is hunting men for sport, which we first see in the arresting main title sequence (directed by a second unit, rather than Firstenberg) of Glastenbury and his colleagues, dressed in outlandish costumes, stalking their prey through nasty, muddy, treacherous swampland.
Firstenberg eventually comes full circle with Dudikoff dodging baddies in the bayou with several terrific action scenes sandwiched in between, including a Mardi Gras shootout and rooftop chase, another chase through a shipyard, and a spectacular setpiece in a burning house that features some really dangerous-looking stuntwork coordinated by B.J. Davis.
James, always looking for an excuse to shed his shirt, is a nice balance for Dudikoff’s remote performance, though both are positively subdued compared to Ryan’s ripe ham-slicing and Booth’s ambiguous turn as Dudikoff’s former boss in the CIA (and weird mix of British and Cajun accents). One of Cannon’s more expensive exploitation movies (which is not to say the film is by any means expensive), AVENGING FORCE did not earn the same level of box office as AMERICAN NINJA did (not to mention INVASION U.S.A.), so the sequel hinted at in the end never happened. It did open with a healthy per-screen gross, but with only 500 screens to play on, AVENGING FORCE’s theatrical play was undeservedly fleeting.
Sunday, December 07, 2014
Live-Blogging Star Trek: The Motion Picture
STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE, the first of twelve (to date) features based on the 1960s television series, premiered nationwide on December 7, 1979 — exactly 35 years ago today and just a bit over ten years after the final episode aired on NBC. Perhaps the biggest myth surrounding it is that it was a flop.
On the contrary, ST:TMP opened at #1 at the box office (knocking off 10, which spend nine consecutive weeks at #1) with the biggest opening-weekend gross of 1979. Not only was it the fifth most successful movie of the year (even outgrossing 10), but — to this day — it’s the second most successful STAR TREK movie ever made. Adjusting box office grosses for inflation, ST:TMP trails only the 2009 STAR TREK reboot.
So, ST:TMP, for whatever its production and dramatic faults, was a big hit with STAR TREK fans and also, probably, non-fans who watched the show occasionally in reruns and were curious to see what it would be like on the big screen. In 1979, it was still a rarity for Hollywood to turn old TV shows into movies and even more so for the movies to star the original cast.
In this article, I plan to watch STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE and write down my thoughts as they occur — a process known as “live-blogging.” I’m watching the Paramount Blu-ray, which is the version released in theaters in 1979. In 2000, Paramount prepared a Director’s Cut with Robert Wise’s participation for a DVD release. While I also own a copy of that version, I prefer the original. While some of the updated footage, music, visual effects, etc. are effective, I believe the DC is a lateral move at best. I don’t dislike it, but I don’t think it’s really any better than the original cut — just different.
00:00 And so the human adventure begins with an opening overture featuring a black screen (the DC changed this to a starfield) and Jerry Goldsmith’s remarkable music. ST:TMP is one of the last films to open this way.
01:55 After the Paramount logo, Goldsmith’s theme kicks in over the opening titles, which are white type on black. Fans watching ST:TMP today may be surprised to hear the “STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION” theme here. While I understand why ST:TNG executive producer Gene Roddenberry wanted to repurpose Goldsmith’s theme — it’s terrific — I always thought it was unfair to the new cast and a confusing commingling of “universes.” Granted, by the time ST:TNG debuted in 1987, the Original Series movies were more readily identified with the new themes and melodies James Horner created for STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN and built upon in STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK.
03:32 One of ST:TMP’s three Academy Award nominations was for its visual effects, which are showcased in the film’s first scene. Somewhat aping STAR WARS’ famous shot of the Star Destroyer, director Robert Wise (whose credits include THE SOUND OF MUSIC, THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL, and THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN) opens with the camera lovingly exploring a wonderfully detailed model of a Klingon destroyer. Propelled by Goldsmith’s action-oriented cues, this scene, in which three Klingon vessels are destroyed by a mysterious force, is one of the movie’s most exciting.
04:40 The commander of the Klingon ship is played by Mark Lenard, a familiar character actor who had portrayed a Romulan commander in the STAR TREK episode “Balance of Terror” and Mr. Spock’s Vulcan father in “Journey to Babel” and in the STAR TREK animated series episode “Yesteryear.” His appearance here makes Lenard the only actor to play a Romulan, a Vulcan, and a Klingon. Lenard reprised his role of Sarek, Spock’s father, in STAR TREK III, STAR TREK IV: THE VOYAGE HOME, STAR TREK VI: THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY, and in two ST:TNG episodes. The Chicago-born Lenard died of multiple myeloma in 1996.
07:05 David Gautreaux plays Commander Branch of the Epsilon 9 space station. Long story short, before ST:TMP was filmed as a big-budget theatrical feature, it was going to be a two-hour pilot for a new STAR TREK television series that would have been the flagship show of a fourth network owned by Paramount. Leonard Nimoy declined to return to the Spock role, so Gautreaux was cast as Xon, a Vulcan who would have been the Enterprise’s new science officer in the show. When the decision was made to produce ST:TMP and Nimoy signed on, there was no need for the Xon character. Wise and producer Roddenberry rewarded Gautreaux with the small but pivotal role of Branch.
08:51 Nimoy’s first appearance as Spock is set on Vulcan. It was filmed in a tank in a parking lot at Paramount Studios. Because the visual effects were never officially finished, Spock looks up into a blinding sun, but when Wise cuts to the Vulcan landscape, the sky is dark.
12:17 William Shatner gets a nice hero shot to introduce him as Admiral James T. Kirk. To the best of my knowledge, this shot marks the debut of Shatner’s “high” hairpiece that would eventually morph into his so-called “T.J. Curly” wig that he wore through the remainder of the TREK movies. Stephen Collins tells a great story on Kevin Pollak’s podcast about the poor makeup girl who made the mistake of asking Shatner about his hairpiece after the first day’s filming...and didn’t return on the second day.
13:05 Wise cuts from Kirk telling Lieutenant Commander Sonak (Jon Rashad Kamal) about a meeting he plans to have with “Admiral Nogura” to Kirk beaming aboard the satellite orbiting near the Enterprise in drydock (after a few nice VFX shots establishing the satellite). The purpose of the meeting is to convince Nogura to let Kirk assume the captaincy of the Enterprise. I always thought this meeting, which does occur in Roddenberry’s novelization of Harold Livingston’s screenplay (from Alan Dean Foster’s story), was important to establishing Kirk’s backstory and motive for going back into outer space. Considering the film clocks in at 132 minutes anyway and that the bulk of the criticism against it is the lack of characterization, the confrontation between Kirk and Nogura would have heightened the drama of later scenes involving Kirk and Commander Decker (Stephen Collins), whom Kirk demotes to Executive Officer.
14:04 First appearance of Scotty’s mustache, which James Doohan also wore in the movies that followed.
14:58 And so begins one of ST:TMP’s most criticized scenes — Kirk and Scotty’s extended flyover of the Enterprise. It takes up a lot of screen time, but its length has never bothered me. One reason is Goldsmith’s music, which was nominated for an Academy Award and is so beautiful and powerful here that it sells the majesty of the Enterprise. A bigger reason has to be considered in context. Wise — and rightly so — considered the U.S.S. Enterprise to be a major character, just like Kirk and Spock and Dr. McCoy. So why not give it a heroic introduction to fans who had not seen the ship in a decade? Plus, the miniatures and starscapes are wonderful eye candy, particularly on the big screen. Kudos to Shatner and Doohan, who, as actors, have to sell the audience on the beauty of the Enterprise without knowing what the hell they’re looking at. For Kirk, who has just come making a major life decision, he has to know that he made the right one. And seeing the Enterprise helps to confirm it.
15:43 Shatner mocks Scotty’s accent.
23:35 Poor Scotty, standing around awkwardly, knowing that Decker is about to get canned. Not mentioned in the film, but it is in the novel (and is considered “canon”), is that Willard Decker is the son of Commodore Matt Decker, the poor soul played excellently by William Windom in “The Doomsday Machine.”
23:47 Interesting look at Kirk’s command style. No beating around the bush. He just tells Decker flat-out, “I’m taking over the center seat, Will.” Shatner plays it with a mix of compassion and professionalism that takes it as easy on Decker’s feelings as possible, considering the urgency of their mission. He even takes an appropriate amount of backtalk from Decker, knowing how disappointed his protege is.
26:01 Sonak is one of the two crew members killed in the transporter accident, forcing Decker to double up as both Executive Officer and Science Officer. The other victim is unidentified in the film, but Roddenberry’s novel reveals her as Lori Ciana, a Starfleet admiral and Kirk’s former lover. Some skillful visual effects, editing, and direction allows this sequence to come across as scary and gruesome and still earn a G rating from the Motion Picture Association of America’s ratings board.
26:19 Shatner’s line reading of “Oh, my God” is not among his most convincing. Wise cut it out of his Director’s Cut.
26:58 Kirk consoles transporter officer Janice Rand, whom Grace Lee Whitney hadn’t played since 1966. Rand was intended to be a regular cast member, appearing in a surprising number of press photos in the series’ first season, but the writers found it difficult to work her into stories, and Whitney — though no fault of her own — was let go halfway through the first season.
27:20 Kirk gets lost in the Enterprise corridors — a nice touch signifying his unfamiliarity with the new starship he bullied his way into captaining and foreshadowing a major suspense scene coming up.
27:37 Why is Decker standing around down here? Just a few minutes ago --in screen time and real time — Kirk ordered him to the bridge.
28:05 The entire crew assembles on the Recreation Deck for no other reason than the filmmakers could, for the first time, thanks to a feature-film budget, show all 400-and-some members of the Enterprise crew. Among the extras, as is well known by now, are STAR TREK superfan Bjo Trimble, “The Trouble with Tribbles” writer David Gerrold, Robert Wise’s wife (it’s interesting how many middle-aged crew members are aboard this Enterprise), and James Doohan’s kids. One extra is dressed like an American Indian.
32:33 “My oath of celibacy is on record, Captain.” Without the proper context, this line makes no sense, and I don’t understand why it’s still in the movie, even in the Director’s Cut. The late Indian-born actress Persis Khambatta plays Lieutenant Ilia, the ship’s navigator who is a Deltan and completely bald. The idea behind the Deltans, as described in Roddenberry’s book (as well as earlier scripts), is that they are highly sexual beings who give off powerful pheromones that stimulate members of the original sex. In the book, Sulu is unable to stand up to greet her because of his embarrassing erection! And though it’s established that Ilia and Decker had a previous relationship, the book notes that they were never lovers, because a human could never survive sexual intercourse with a Deltan. None of this made its way to the film, except Ilia’s line about her oath of celibacy. So now it looks like all Starfleet members have to swear one. But we know James Kirk never would have joined up if they did.
32:40 Uhura (Nichelle Nichols) tells Kirk that one crew member is refusing to beam up to the Enterprise. Kirk hints at a smile and heads to the transporter room: “Oh. I’ll see that he beams up.” I like the way Shatner and Nichols play this. It’s subtle, and on a larger level, it’s a bit of a mystery: who is refusing to beam up and why? Kirk, of course, knows who is beaming up, but the way Uhura relays the news, it’s like she doesn’t know. But if you read the scene as she does know — and Nichols’ line reading carries a hint of mirth — then the scene becomes one of camaraderie involving an in-joke between two old friends. So while this short bit seems to be not very important, I think it carries some of the characterization that the film is often criticized for lacking.
33:08 A dramatic entrance for fan favorite DeForest Kelley as Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy. And, of course, he’s bitching and moaning and looking like an old hippie in his beard and neck chain. McCoy — and Kelley — are essential to STAR TREK, in this case providing most of the film’s humor. Kelley, whose background was mostly playing brawn heavies in westerns before Roddenberry rescued him from Dodge City, played Everyman between Shatner’s heroic, handsome Kirk and Nimoy’s otherworldly Spock and was — is? — the series’ most relatable character.
33:47 I like that Janice Rand is amused by McCoy’s tirade as we are.
35:42 The Enterprise leaves drydock, and we’re heading into Act Two. Another sign of how quickly this film was produced is the presence of dirt on the lens shooting some of the model shots.
38:03 Kirk’s first Captain’s Log entry is punctuated by a few bars of Alexander Courage’s iconic theme from the TV series. Goldsmith even brought in Courage to orchestrate this cue. When Roddenberry first approached Goldsmith about scoring ST:TMP, the composer was hesitant about using the TV theme and was happy when Roddenberry assured him that he wouldn’t have to. Nothing against Courage or the music, obviously, but Goldsmith wanted to do his own thing (and his theme has become almost as strongly identified with STAR TREK as Courage’s). I think using the Courage theme is a sweet touch, a reminder of why we’re watching this film in the first place, and spotting it in its traditional slot behind a Captain’s Log entry shows that Goldsmith was paying attention.
38:43 I like how Kirk asks McCoy a question and totally does not give a shit about his answer.
39:24 Why are those guys in Engineering standing at attention?
39:50 Wooooooo! Warp speed is all rainbowy!
40:00 Shit! WORMHOLE!! This scene is what comes closest in this movie to an action setpiece, and it’s suspenseful and imaginatively directed. The “streaking” effect appears simple, but surely wasn’t, as it involved painstaking animation. It gives the scene a weird, unsettling feeling. I still don’t know how blowing up the asteroid ends the wormhole.
40:08 Kirk has a seatbelt now! No more cheap jokes about the bridge crew falling out of their chairs.
41:29 Decker belays Kirk’s phaser order — a dramatic moment foreshadowed in the earlier scene of Kirk asking a yeoman for directions.
43:45 Kirk looks pissed.
44:55 Decker looks apologetic. But not enough to resist tossing Kirk an I-told-you-so.
45:23 We learn ST:TMP takes place two-and-a-half years after the completion of the original five-year mission. Which is pushing it, considering the actors have visibly aged ten years.
47:06 One of several “split diopter” shots composed for the movie by Wise and cinematographer Richard Kline.
47:35 I like the use of rear projection here, which allows Shatner to stand in front of the viewscreen and make the technology more believable.
48:35 I always liked the cool flip this shuttle does when it docks with Enterprise. Wise removed it from his Director’s Cut, dammit.
49:29 And Spock is on the bridge. Reactions vary from Uhura’s startled gasp to Sulu’s bemused, “Why, it’s Mister…” Spock acts like a total dick, which seems to amuse Kirk at first. By the end of the scene, Kirk is convinced something is weird after Spock fails his “welcome aboard” test.
51:20 Another Captain’s Log and another cameo by Alexander Courage’s TV theme.
52:03 And we have warp speed for real this time. Warp Seven! Thanks for fixing the ship, Mr. Spock.
52:36 Wink.
57:11 Captain Kirk is a pretty good boss to work for, which never gets talked about. Here, Decker gets in his face again about something. Kirk’s first reaction is to ream him out, but he stops, thinks — in the middle of a major crisis — realizes Decker is in the right, and admits it in front of the bridge crew. A boss that is able to admit he’s wrong about something in front of his employees is a guy you want to please with your best work.
57:29 By the way, the “belt buckles” on the tunics are not just decorative. They aren’t explained in the film, but the buckles are actually medical devices that can monitor the vital signs of the person wearing it. I presume it can also be used as a sort of GPS device that would allow Dr. McCoy (and who else?) to spy on your whereabouts. Bob Fletcher designed the costumes. The cast hated them — they had to be sewn into them, including the boots — and they demanded new costumes for STAR TREK II. I don’t mind them, even if they do resemble pajamas. I think they’re a nice complement to the colored lights and monitors on the bridge and the colors of V’Ger.
59:18 Chekov screams. That son of a bitch was always getting hurt in these movies. This scene is missing an interesting character bit for Ilia that Wise reinstated for his Director’s Cut. Deltans have the ability to absorb pain, and there’s a deleted scene where Ilia rushes to help the injured Chekov by placing her hands on him and relieving his pain. As the theatrical cut plays, Chapel sprays some stuff on Chekov’s burned hand, and Ilia’s disappearance from the navigator’s station results in a continuity error.
1:00:15 Shatner milks the line for humor, which isn’t appropriate here. Still, I suppose one could argue any humor is welcome in this film.
1:01:55 Something to ponder while watching ST:TMP is whether the Enterprise would have been able to prevent Earth’s destruction if Decker had been in command. We aren’t given enough information to know for sure, but Livingston and Wise’s viewpoint seems to be that Decker’s overly cautious nature might have jeopardized the mission. Decker is not incompetent — Starfleet would never have given him the Enterprise, nor would Kirk have such praise for him if he were.
1:04:12 If you love scenes of people watching TV, this is your favorite part.
1:06:36 At least they’re watching some pretty pictures. ST:TMP lost the Visual Effects Oscar to ALIEN, but I think it wuz robbed.
1:10:10 Still watching TV. This stuff goes on for some time, doesn’t it? Jerry Goldsmith really is ST:TMP’s unsung hero, because — as nice as these effects are — they wouldn’t imbue such awe and mystery without the music helping to carry it. Can you tell this is my favorite film score?
1:12:56 Something happens! Plasma being! It’s augmented by optical effects, but it was mostly created on the set so we could see the light on the actors. It’s effective.
1:14:29 Spock uses a two-fisted approach (literally) to smashing his computer keyboard. I fail to see how this would prevent the energy being from doing what it’s doing.
1:15:03 I like Persis Khambatta in this movie. Yes, she looks gorgeous with no hair, which was a prime job qualification — really, her unusual look in general. Later roles in NIGHTHAWKS and MEGAFORCE indicated she didn’t have much range as an actress, and in most of her ST:TMP scenes, she’s playing an emotionless automaton. However. She genuinely appears to be scared shitless in this scene.
1:15:15 Wonderful use of silence by Bob Wise.
1:16:53 Ilia’s replacement at the navigator’s station is Chief DeFalco. She’s played by Marcy Lafferty, who was then Mrs. William Shatner. They acted together many times, including IMPULSE, KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS, and several T.J. HOOKER episodes, and they were on TATTLETALES. Her father was Perry Lafferty, the one-time head of CBS.
1:17:13 One of the few dolly shots in the movie. Wise prefers to keep the camera stationary, even though some camera movement may have enlivened some of the many dialogue scenes.
1:18:30 More TV watching. By the way, in addition to Oscar nods for Visual Effects and Original Score, ST:TMP also was nominated for its art direction. Only STAR TREK IV and STAR TREK 2009 were nominated for more Oscars: four each. Out of the STAR TREK films’ fifteen Oscar nods, the only win is for STAR TREK 2009’s makeup.
1:22:41 Leave it to Gene Roddenberry. Somehow, even with the costumes looking like footie jammies, he managed to get a beautiful woman into a revealing outfit. The Ilia probe steps out of the sonic shower wearing a robe that’s cut so high that it’s about a quarter-inch from revealing when Khambatta last waxed. Okay, perhaps it can be justified as something that the sonic shower would provide after a shower, but the high heels?
1:23:26 Ensign Perez gets a line. Nice job. McCoy has been on the Enterprise only a few hours. It seems unlikely he would know the names of everyone aboard.
1:24:10 Lots of circular talk about V’Ger and the Creator. As is well known, ST:TMP’s story bears more than a resemblance to John Meredyth Lucas’ plot of “The Changeling,” a 1967 STAR TREK episode.
1:26:26 Ilia’s sexuality is a major theme in Roddenberry’s 1979 novelization of STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE, but it has been completely excised from the film. Did Paramount balk? Did Roddenberry and Wise want a G rating? Some of the more adult material in Roddenberry’s book (which I read at age 12) is silly, but Ilia’s impact on the men she works with and how the Ilia probe finds it awkward is an intriguing dramatic conceit. I wish the film had found a way to hold on to this material in some manner. Roddenberry: huge perv, by the way.
1:27:24 Another Captain’s Log, another snippet of Courage’s TV theme.
1:30:26 It’s a bad habit of Spock’s: assaulting his fellow crewmen. In STAR TREK II, he pulls the same stunt in the engine room before saving the ship.
1:31:30 A hint that Decker is getting turned on by the Ilia probe — obviously enough that McCoy has to remind him that it isn’t really Ilia, but a mechanism. Again, Bones’ line seems confusing without the original context of Ilia as a pheromone-producing machine (pun not intended).
1:33:09 Majel Barrett, again playing the voice of the computer, as she did throughout the TV series.
1:33:57 I’m surprised ST:TMP got a G rating with its mild swearing and its subject matter aimed over the heads of children. Perhaps Paramount wanted the G to ensure that the kids who were watching the show in afternoon reruns would go. All later TREK movies would be rated PG or PG-13, and the Wise Director’s Cut was re-rated as a PG.
1:37:12 Spock: always trying to mind-meld with stuff. How many times did he try a mind-meld and was sorry later?
1:37:50 Kirk outside in a thruster suit to retrieve Spock. Cut from the release print, but reinstated for television broadcasts, is a shot of Kirk leaving the Enterprise for his space walk. Embarrassingly, the shot’s visual effects were not completed, so what you see is Shatner’s double dangling in front of a set, which is surrounded by lights and scaffolding, plain as day in the shot. You even see a member of the crew standing off to the side. It looks even sadder in 2.35 on the Blu-ray’s deleted scenes.
1:40:35 Spock and Kirk holding hands, making ‘shippers swoon around the world.
1:41:20 Sulu in the captain’s chair, forever giving George Takei feelings of grandeur.
1:42:35 Interesting that none of the crew members thinks to mention that time that one probe asked for its Creator, Jackson Roykirk, and mistakenly believed Captain James Kirk was its Creator. Sure would like to have seen Kirk talk V’Ger into blowing itself up like he usually did with crazed computers.
1:45:02 Here’s that Kirk now. Arguing with the Ilia probe. He even runs a bluff on it, like in “The Corbomite Maneuver.”
1:45:54 The look on Nimoy’s face as he reacts to another useless McCoy homily with complete indifference.
1:48:42 Considering that the Enterprise’s entire mission lasts only a few hours — perhaps a day — it seems unusual that all the crew members would have changed their uniforms as often as they do.
1:49:51 Aaaaand Kirk’s bluff has been called.
1:51:59 I’ve always thought this shot of the landing party standing on the Enterprise was cool, even though the matte lines are evident. I supposed they could have just beamed over to V’Ger, but this way is more creative and visually interesting.
1:52:57 These final scenes of Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Decker, and the Ilia probe sure are reminiscent of the final scenes of Kirk, Spock, and McCoy meeting another malevolent god-like being in STAR TREK V: THE FINAL FRONTIER, aren’t they?
1:54:11 The Oscar-nominated art directors and set decorators did a great job with this V’Ger set. It looks unfunctional, machine-like, messy--just as if it were cobbled together from spare parts on a journey through space.
1:55:07 So here’s the big twist: that V’Ger is actually Voyager 6, which left Earth in the 1990s to collect knowledge and has now returned as an omniscient living machine to deliver its data. It seems a little weird that the beings that reconstructed V’Ger didn’t know enough to wipe the dirt off the spacecraft’s nameplate, but… In the ST:TMP novel, Roddenberry spells it “Vejur,” though the name is usually spelled “V’Ger” everywhere else, including in the film. I believe Roddenberry did this to preserve the mystery and prevent readers from guessing V’Ger’s identity.
1:55:54 I bet the actors hated working on this set. It looks hot and cramped and hard to walk on. I wonder if they taped their ankles.
1:56:45 Split diopter!
1:57:23 Another nice camera move. It really stands out because of Wise’s normal hesitance to do so.
1:58:04 I love the professionalism of the Enterprise bridge crew. Kirk calls them and demands the response code for a 300-year-old United States spacecraft, and they just say okay, cool, no problem, on it.
1:59:34 Boy, the colors sure pop on the Blu-ray.
2:02:47 Decker’s decision would carry more dramatic weight if the film had been able to go into the relationship between him and Ilia. It’s a little confusing why Decker would do this. Sure, he’s brave and saving the Earth, but it’s more than that to him. The film forces us to take it on faith though, which is a weakness.
2:04:30 The Earth is saved through the power of love.
2:05:52 I love this tag, which is very much like the scenes that used to close the original episodes. Kirk, Spock, and McCoy clearing up the philosophy and sharing a quip.
2:07:08 Scotty’s on the bridge. Since no one could have possibly known at the time that this crew would ever be together again, it’s great to have everyone together at the end.
2:07:36 “Thataway.” Love it. Perfect ending. It sets us up for another adventure, it makes us feel comfortable knowing the Enterprise and its crew is out there exploring, and it perfectly illustrates Kirk’s intrepid nature.
2:07:46 The camera swoops around the Enterprise just as it did the Klingon vessel in the opening shot. Lovely bookending.
2:08:30 “The human adventure is just beginning.” Dammit, there must be some dust floating around in here.
2:08:36 The closing credit crawl runs exactly three minutes and 24 seconds. Can you imagine that happening in a big-budget studio science fiction film today?
Thank you for watching STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE with me. If you had a good time, let me know in the comments. Maybe we’ll do it again sometime. Maybe our human adventure is just beginning.
Saturday, December 06, 2014
Thunder Run
Forrest Tucker’s next-to-last film (he shot TIMESTALKERS in June of 1986 and died a few months later) was for Cannon, and it's a delightfully silly action romp that unfortunately doesn’t really get churning until its second half. THUNDER RUN also has roles for Oscar nominee John Ireland (ALL THE KING’S MEN), John Shepherd (poor Tommy Jarvis from FRIDAY THE 13TH PART V: A NEW BEGINNING), Wallace Langham (THE LARRY SANDERS SHOW and 250 episodes of CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION), and adorable Jill Whitlow from NIGHT OF THE CREEPS.
That cast plus the gimmick of a gadget-riddled armor-plated semi truck makes THUNDER RUN an interesting curio for fans of offbeat action movies. The bad news is that director Gary Hudson doesn’t make the action happen, for the most part, until late in the picture, sticking us with a lot of mediocre teenage hijinks to sit through until the good stuff gets here. With veteran special effects artist Cliff Wenger also listed as a producer and writer and legendary stuntman Alan Gibbs directing the “special action unit,” it’s little surprise that the explosions and stunts are as cool as they are. When they finally arrive.
Ex-trucker Tucker (F TROOP) owns a cobalt mine in Nevada, where he also lives with his wife O’Connor and his grandson Shepherd. Tucker’s old war buddy (Ireland) pops in one day to ask a favor: would Tuck mind picking up a load of plutonium in his rig and driving it a few hundred miles to an Army base in Arizona? There’s $250,000 in it for you, and, oh yeah, some terrorists are going to try to steal your cargo.
The fun begins when Tucker starts frying bad guys with a tricked-out semi that would make Q weep. Are his flamethrowers and battering rams any match for Alan Rachins’ (L.A. LAW) rocket-launching dune buggies? It sure ain’t every day you get to see an 18-wheeler jump over a train, and its wild stunts like that one, as well as the steady presence of the avuncular Tucker behind the steering wheel, that makes THUNDER RUN worth seeing at least once. Characterization is limited to what the actors can bring to their roles, meaning Whitlow and sexy blonde Cheryl Lynn are stuck as eye candy.
That cast plus the gimmick of a gadget-riddled armor-plated semi truck makes THUNDER RUN an interesting curio for fans of offbeat action movies. The bad news is that director Gary Hudson doesn’t make the action happen, for the most part, until late in the picture, sticking us with a lot of mediocre teenage hijinks to sit through until the good stuff gets here. With veteran special effects artist Cliff Wenger also listed as a producer and writer and legendary stuntman Alan Gibbs directing the “special action unit,” it’s little surprise that the explosions and stunts are as cool as they are. When they finally arrive.
Ex-trucker Tucker (F TROOP) owns a cobalt mine in Nevada, where he also lives with his wife O’Connor and his grandson Shepherd. Tucker’s old war buddy (Ireland) pops in one day to ask a favor: would Tuck mind picking up a load of plutonium in his rig and driving it a few hundred miles to an Army base in Arizona? There’s $250,000 in it for you, and, oh yeah, some terrorists are going to try to steal your cargo.
The fun begins when Tucker starts frying bad guys with a tricked-out semi that would make Q weep. Are his flamethrowers and battering rams any match for Alan Rachins’ (L.A. LAW) rocket-launching dune buggies? It sure ain’t every day you get to see an 18-wheeler jump over a train, and its wild stunts like that one, as well as the steady presence of the avuncular Tucker behind the steering wheel, that makes THUNDER RUN worth seeing at least once. Characterization is limited to what the actors can bring to their roles, meaning Whitlow and sexy blonde Cheryl Lynn are stuck as eye candy.
Thursday, December 04, 2014
Make Room For Granddaddy, "A Hamburger For Frank"
MAKE ROOM FOR GRANDDADDY
“A Hamburger for Frank”
November 18, 1970
Starring Danny Thomas, Marjorie Lord, Angela Cartwright, Michael Hughes
Special Guest Star: Frank Sinatra
Guest-Starring Michael French, Cara Peters, Lorna Denels
Music: Earle Hagen and Carl Brandt
Executive Script Consultant: Frank Tarloff
Associate Executive Producer: Ronald Jacobs
Executive Producer: Danny Thomas
Producer: Richard Crenna
Writer: Bernie Kahn
Director: Danny Thomas
Six years after MAKE ROOM FOR DADDY ended its eleven-year run, Danny Thomas brought the series back to prime-time in the fall of 1970. Most of the original cast came to ABC with Thomas, except for Sherry Jackson, who appeared in the pilot as older daughter Terry just long enough to drop off her son Michael (Michael Hughes) and run off to be with her soldier husband serving overseas.
Otherwise, MAKE ROOM FOR GRANDDADDY wasn’t much different than the original show. Thomas was still nightclub entertainer Danny Williams (by this time, James MacArthur was playing a different Danny Williams on HAWAII FIVE-0) with Marjorie Lord as his wife Kathy, Angela Cartwright (who had done LOST IN SPACE in the interim) as daughter Linda, and Rusty Hamer as son Rusty. One major difference would be Thomas’ use of his famous friends as guest stars. Diana Ross, Lucille Ball, Bob Hope, Sammy Davis Jr., Sid Caesar, and Milton Berle stopped by the Williamses, and the “Hamburger” in this episode belonged to Frank Sinatra.
Bernie Kahn’s script is low on plot. Basically, Frank Sinatra comes to the Williams house for dinner, and Linda and Kathy get all nervous and tongue-tied and fawn all over him. Sinatra is a good sport, not that it would be a real imposition to play a legend and kiss a beautiful girl in a fantasy sequence. Even though he is just playing himself, it was a rare occasion that Sinatra acted in episodic television, making “A Hamburger for Frank” something of an historic occasion. By the way, Thomas directed the episode using the name “Amos Jacobs,” the American version of his Lebanese name.
GRANDDADDY didn’t pull in many viewers on Wednesday night opposite the hit THE MEN FROM SHILOH, and a move to Thursdays against IRONSIDE, the season’s fourth biggest hit, didn’t help keep it on the air beyond its one and only season.
“A Hamburger for Frank”
November 18, 1970
Starring Danny Thomas, Marjorie Lord, Angela Cartwright, Michael Hughes
Special Guest Star: Frank Sinatra
Guest-Starring Michael French, Cara Peters, Lorna Denels
Music: Earle Hagen and Carl Brandt
Executive Script Consultant: Frank Tarloff
Associate Executive Producer: Ronald Jacobs
Executive Producer: Danny Thomas
Producer: Richard Crenna
Writer: Bernie Kahn
Director: Danny Thomas
Six years after MAKE ROOM FOR DADDY ended its eleven-year run, Danny Thomas brought the series back to prime-time in the fall of 1970. Most of the original cast came to ABC with Thomas, except for Sherry Jackson, who appeared in the pilot as older daughter Terry just long enough to drop off her son Michael (Michael Hughes) and run off to be with her soldier husband serving overseas.
Otherwise, MAKE ROOM FOR GRANDDADDY wasn’t much different than the original show. Thomas was still nightclub entertainer Danny Williams (by this time, James MacArthur was playing a different Danny Williams on HAWAII FIVE-0) with Marjorie Lord as his wife Kathy, Angela Cartwright (who had done LOST IN SPACE in the interim) as daughter Linda, and Rusty Hamer as son Rusty. One major difference would be Thomas’ use of his famous friends as guest stars. Diana Ross, Lucille Ball, Bob Hope, Sammy Davis Jr., Sid Caesar, and Milton Berle stopped by the Williamses, and the “Hamburger” in this episode belonged to Frank Sinatra.
Bernie Kahn’s script is low on plot. Basically, Frank Sinatra comes to the Williams house for dinner, and Linda and Kathy get all nervous and tongue-tied and fawn all over him. Sinatra is a good sport, not that it would be a real imposition to play a legend and kiss a beautiful girl in a fantasy sequence. Even though he is just playing himself, it was a rare occasion that Sinatra acted in episodic television, making “A Hamburger for Frank” something of an historic occasion. By the way, Thomas directed the episode using the name “Amos Jacobs,” the American version of his Lebanese name.
GRANDDADDY didn’t pull in many viewers on Wednesday night opposite the hit THE MEN FROM SHILOH, and a move to Thursdays against IRONSIDE, the season’s fourth biggest hit, didn’t help keep it on the air beyond its one and only season.
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