More Google Searches

What cracks me up is that somebody keeps Googling "elizabeth hasselbeck's hairstyles." It's one thing to Google it once, but why don't you fucking bookmark whatever site you're looking for? I get hits for "elizabeth hasselbeck's hairstyles", like, five times a week, and you know that it's the same person/stalker.

I also get a lot of searches for "mariska hagerty", and I know that guy has to be pissed that he can't find any information online about his favorite LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT star.

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This movie is badass. I don't have any clips though.

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Um. THE HILLS HAVE EYES. CHINO. SWEET TERROR. DUEL. I feel like I'm playing $10,000 PYRAMID

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This could be one of about a dozen movies. THE ART OF DYING? DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE (he doesn't really kidnap any though).

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I don't know who Rob is, and I don't think Lindsay ever made a zombie movie, but I'd watch it if she did.

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Don't know what's going on here.

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"It is...balloooooooon!"

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Right back at you, motherfucker. Actually, I think STUDENT BODIES is what he's looking for.

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This was not my search, I swear.

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Uhhhhhh...RED SONYA? I don't know.

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Best. Cover. Ever.

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I don't.

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I'll take your word for it.

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Good for you, sir.

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Um, I don't know this search would bring up my blog. Really.

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Damn, I love dunk tanks.

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Yes! One of the world's greatest living humans.

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Barnaby Jones! Banacek! Griff! Jim Phelps! Where the hell is Dick Clark, I'm playing PYRAMID again.

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I wouldn't say that to Kevin's face if I were you.

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I'd like to see this too.

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Genius.

What Are You Looking For?

Judging from the keyword searches that lead people to this blog, I'd say mainly nude pictures of Candice Rialson and the short film WHAT IS COMMUNISM? It's probably a good thing Candy never starred in a movie with Herb Philbrick, or else the entire Internet would have exploded by now.

I don't actually have any nude women on this blog, but that don't stop guys from looking:
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Jeana Tomasino nude
elizabeth hasselbeck's hairstyles
Carla gugino
heather thomas dunk tank
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PICTURES OF CANDICE RIALSON
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candice rialson pictures
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Some other good ones:
is gene barry planning to be in any tv show or movies in 2007
Beats the hell out of me, but let's hope!

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He went to MIT, ya know.

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?

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A HAPPY DAYS fan, I presume?

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Geez, picky, picky...

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It's true. He happened.

does clint eastwood speak Italian
I reckon so.

how old is actor robert pernell
Beats me. How old is Pernell Roberts?

what happened to clint eastwood's speech
The dog ate it.

helen hunt will gurad like a warhorse
I understand she is a gurading madwoman.

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Don does seem like the kind of guy you could sit around and burn movies with.

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This I have to see.

And my favorite keyword search of all time...
bud selig is an asshole

New Year, New Look

Playing around with the new Blogger tonight, I decided to spice the site up a bit. Many of you are graphic designers, so I fully expect to receive feedback on how hideous the new look is. I'm definitely staying with a light-colored background; black Web site backgrounds are a pet peeve of mine, since I can't look at light text on black for more than a few seconds before my eyes begin hurting. I thought the white was a bit harsh, but this new background feels soothing.

I've also decided to keep track of the movies I watch over on the sidebar. I've been keeping a personal list in Excel form for several years now, and this year I've been tracking movies on the Classic Horror Film Board, but it got to be a bit of a chore bouncing around from site to site.

If I forgot to relist your site in my Links section, please let me know. I lost the previous data when I changed Blogger templates, so my memory may have left yours out. Or, for that matter, if you'd like to be listed, send me a note, and I'll take a look at your site.

I'll probably switch out that corner photo on occasion, but I couldn't think of a better way to ring in a new year than, "I...am...Kiirrrooooooooookkkkkkkk!"