George Bush Celebrates Opposite Day. Or Something.

George Bush says American soldiers are safer in Iraq than they would be if they were able to come home:

"I think it -- I'm just envisioning what it would be like to be a young soldier in the middle of Iraq and realizing that politicians have all of the sudden made military determinations. And in my judgment, that would put a kid in harm's way, more so than he or she already is."

Er. What?

By the way, is there anyone in the Bush administration who is not corrupt? I'll take anyone. A secretary even.