Pick A Gonzo

Is Alberto Gonzales:

A) an idiot
B) a huge liar
C) massively incompetent
D) pick any two
E) pick all three

I love that Gonzales had to prepare hours a day for weeks for his appearance before Congress Thursday. All that preparation just to look so awful. Setting aside the question of "why do you need to prepare to tell the truth," can you imagine what this guy would have looked like if he had winged it? High comedy.